Second Trick

[theothersissel]

Who:  Yomiel and anyone who wants to bother him
When: Afternoon
Where: Just checking out stuff in stores near the plaza
Style: Whatever you want, I'll match!
Status: Open as a store!

[If you're in the plaza today, you might notice one very well-dressed man browsing the stores. What is he looking for, you might ask?]

[A pair of sunglasses.]

[But, you

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[omnomr3dch4lk]

[ Sniff, sniff! Oh, it smells like the delicious cherry suit man! Like a bloodhound, Terezi hones in on him, approaches, and leaaaans in to seesmell what he's doing. ]

Hey, cherry man! What are you dooooing~?

[theothersissel]

[Oh, hello Judging Chalkmuncher, AKA a certain troll with a love for red. Yomiel just smirks before looking at another pair.]

Hey, Terezi. I'm just looking for a pair of sunglasses...Gamzee stole my original one when he attacked me.

[omnomr3dch4lk]

[ Terezi plucks a gaudy pair of red shades from the display and shoves them at him. ]

What about these? Hehehehe!

[theothersissel]

[He looks at them, but then tosses them back into the heap with the others.]

Hahaha, thanks, but those aren't my style. Besides, wearing those would just give you more of that cherry flavor you say I taste like.

[omnomr3dch4lk]

That's why I picked them out, stuuuupid!

[ Speaking of which, she never did get a chance to properly taste that suit like she said she was going to. Terezi grabs him by the arm suddenly, burying her nose into his sleeve. ]

Mmm... hehehehe! It's like a torrential downpour of cherry-flavored goodness!

[theothersissel]

Knew it. Oh, maybe I should die my hair red too, just for good measure.

[Oh, well...that's awkward. But he did promise her, and a promise is a promise. So he just sighs slightly and allows her to sniff his arm.]

Glad you like it. I try very hard to keep it as cherry-like as possible.

[omnomr3dch4lk]

Dye your hair? Is that some stupid ritual humans do?

[ Yeah, it's creepy, but have a 13-year-old alien girl licking your sleeve. ]

If you dyed your hair red I'd probably have to keep you all to myself! That would be a preposterous amount of red! Hehehe!

[theothersissel]

Nah. Sometime people don't like the color of their hair, so they change the color for a while.

[He is so getting his suit washed after this. >B(]

So I would be like your red stash, huh? You sure your boyfriend- I mean, matesprit- won't be upset?

[omnomr3dch4lk]

That's fucking weird. [ All trolls have black hair, so this is strange to her. Well-- Eridan has those stupid purple streaks, but he's a freak anyway. ]

Blah... you're right. He's bad enough about Dave.

[theothersissel]

Look who's talking. Back home we don't have people who smell colors or eat chalk, but I guess it's pretty normal where you come from.

Yeah, he did throw a sissy fit when I mentioned what you said to me about Dave last time.

[omnomr3dch4lk]

It's not normal where I come from either!

[ Hmph. ]

Wait... what? About the slave thing? Pffft!

[theothersissel]

Oh? Then you're quite the special snowflake.

You have to admit, he is pretty touchy about you seeing other people.

[omnomr3dch4lk]

Whatever.

[ She pauses, frowning deeply. ]

He's touchy about everything. He's a stupid grumpbeast who sits around raging and hating everything! It's so annoying!

[theothersissel]

And yet, miracles of all miracles, you like the guy.

Not everyone is perfect, Terezi.

[omnomr3dch4lk]

Yeah, I like him! He has this stupid leader complex and then tells me he doesn't want to be leader anymore after what happened! It's so fucking infuriating! He blames himself for everything no matter what I say.

[ Terezi backs away, looking off to the side and scowling. ]

No, he's not perfect, especially by our standards! I don't give a fuck about that. He's a mutant blood and he's a jerk, but that's never really mattered to me.

[theothersissel]

Ah. Sounds like quite the predicament.

Good for you. If he's as bad as you say, it's good that someone can stick by him when he going gets tough.