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[havemydebt]

Who: GENERAL CROSS MARIAN vatheon
When: 7:20 AM on the dot.
Where: WHERE YOU AT
Style: so much of it right here er. whatever floats your boat
Status: open like an gorilla smashed your window

BAM!

[What's that? I'll tell you what it is.

It's your door/wall/barrier/whatever blockade is keeping you from Cross coming crashing down.

So if Kanda has a face like

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[toomanypetals]

[Kanda hadn't even FOUND a room yet.]

[But this face forever.]

FUCK. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?!

[havemydebt]

...... oh, one of Allen's playmates.

Make yourself useful then. I've made my demand.

[toomanypetals]

Tch, I'm not getting you anything, bastard.

[To be honest, he doesn't even know where to find such a thing.]

KEYWORDS, KANDA.

[havemydebt]

That's probably not the only thing you're not getting any of with that attitude.

[COUGH MOVING ON]

Found out anything to make yourself useful?

NOT GONNA HAPPEN, DICK.

[toomanypetals]

...None of your goddamn business.

[Yes, moving on.]

Tch, hardly. Nobody with answers are giving them up.

JUST ADMIT IT WHEN YOU'RE USELESS.

[havemydebt]

Do you normally let that stop you? Be resourceful. There's a number of obvious facts here.

Does Komui just let you exorcists sit on your asses all day?

YOU'RE JUST LAZY.

[toomanypetals]

[Oh, that gets you a genuine, hate-filled glare.]

Tch, and since when do I have to ask about the obvious?

[Also, a small, disgusted snort. His next comment is laced with sarcasm.]

Wasn't that your job, General?

[havemydebt]

Maybe they're not that obvious to a runt like you.

My job is to accomplish things that you normal exorcists can't. It's disappointing to see the list is so large.

[toomanypetals]

Che, whatever, you womanizing bastard.

[havemydebt]

At the end of the day, I'd still say that you're the one with the short end of the stick here.

Have you really learned nothing?

[toomanypetals]

...Tch. Not nothing.

[And he'll only tell you because...you're a general. Otherwise, he'd just ignore you. He admittedly drawls a bit, as though he were giving a report.]

This city is Vatheon, it's underwater. Nobody knows why or how we're here-- and the fucking locals won't tell us. They seem to have a problem with... pirate ghosts right now. Everyone who's not a local has some stupid mark on them--somewhere.

[Automatically, his hand goes up to his right ear. His is covering the blank space of his earlobe.]

Housing is first come, first served. Most everything seems to be free.

[Mun forgot to mention, but Kanda's not in his uniform anymore. He's in civilian clothing, with the gayest sweater I've ever seen. It looks just like the one in the manga. 8|a]

[havemydebt]

Good. You're not as hopeless as I first thought.

[Lighting a cigarette now. He's just figuring out what Kanda knows and plans on filling in any spaces in case the boy managed to miss them. He already did his recon work.]

Anything on the glowing flies hanging over our shoulders?

[toomanypetals]

Only that you can't get rid of them.

[He scowls at the one that's been following him.]

Damn things.

[havemydebt]

Down, Fido.

[Exhaling and he pauses.]

It's likely this is in an alternate dimension all together. The attire and mix of nationalities make it clear that people of numerous locations have been brought here. Their demonstrated fighting ability make it unlikely that they're all exorcists.

The glowing coral is also worthy of inspection, as well as the Church.

[toomanypetals]

[Just giving him a hateful glare at the Fido crack.]

...Tch. Obviously. ...The coral seems to restore energy upon contact.

[havemydebt]

[completely unphased]

Oh good, you take initiative.