Yarizakura-Kishi Household Bodyswitching Weirdness

[girlpowertouka]

Characters: Touka, Hime, and Kyousuke.
Location: The Yarizakura-Kishi residence.
Time: Morning.
Style: Whatever.
Status: Closed.

[Touka yawns as she wakes up. She rubs her eyes and pulls her hair out of her face. Huh. She does NOT remember her hair being this long. Or this color, for that matter. This looks like Hime-chan's hair. And this is

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[princessmayor]

[ God damn it she's loud. Hime- 'Touka' sleeps in her bed, snoring loudly. She's sleeping on her stomach, so her back rises and sinks with each loud breath that she takes.

Of course, Touka's shouting woke her up. Hime stirs around for a moment, curling around in all of Touka's sheets, before sitting up and rubbing her eyes. Instead of going to the door to find out what's wrong, Hime shouts from where she's at. ]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[girlpowertouka]

[Touka runs into her own room.]

Hime-chan! Give me my body back!

[princessmayor]

Ack--!

[ HOLY JESUS WAS NOT EXPECTING. Hime falls off the bed, taking a whole mess of the blankets with her. Give her her body back? What was she talking about? Hime isn't Enjin of anything. ]

What do you... mean... [ She was peeling her blankets off her head so she could look at Touka, but where was she? The only person here was Hime--

--wait.

...

...

... what? ]

What did you do?! [ Standing up, all the sheets magically come untangled. Hime looks at her body; or rather, the body she's in. ] I'm... I'm you!

[girlpowertouka]

I know! And I'm you!

[notasiscon]

[Grand enterance in jammies but they are not teddy-bear printed.

Still fumbling his glasses on the right way. You two woke him up with all your shouting.]

Touka?! Hi- M'Lady?! Are you all right?

[princessmayor]

We are not!

[ 'Touka' turns to Kyousuke, arms folded over her chest-- er, under her chest. Jeeze Touka your rack is huge. ]

I'm Hime and that, [ She points over at 'Hime' ] is Touka.

[girlpowertouka]

What she said, Onii-chan.

[She starts to walk over to Hime-- to herself -- and trips, because her center of gravity is about two inches higher. Jeez, Hime-chan, your legs are insanely long. How do you even walk like this?]

[notasiscon]

[Oh for- he can't start off the day with a headache. You two seriously woke him up with these shenanigans.]

Stop fooling around.

[princessmayor]

[ 'Touka's' hand reaches out to help 'Hime', but pulls in bad pretty quickly. Her back in hunching so bad; those things are heavy. Also, oni strength. Hime doesn't want to break any bones. ]

I'm not kidding. [ 'Touka' glares at Kyousuke, in a total non-Touka way. This is not funny, and she's more then willing to beat the logic into him. ]

I don't have an icon for this. Use your imagination.

[girlpowertouka]

['Hime's' eyes fill with tears.]

It's not a joke, Onii-chan!

[notasiscon]

[What--

Is Hime?

C-c-c-crying?

what is going on this day is so weird]

M-m'lady, you are...

[princessmayor]

[ If it weren't for that fact that it would break 'Hime's' arm, 'Touka' would've punched her. So hard. That was a bad idea. ]

Touka, what are you doing?! I don't cry!

[girlpowertouka]

You cry every time there's not enough ramen, Hime-chan! And stop glaring! I don't glare like that!

[notasiscon]

[His head hurts, you two. He- he can't even comment.]

[princessmayor]

Kyousuke! Tell her I don't cry! The ramen thing is different!

[girlpowertouka]

Onii-chan! Tell her I don't frown! She's going to give me wrinkles!