Feb 07, 2010 22:33
[Silence. And then at horribly loud decibles...]
DANTE.
Front and center, you braindead retard. You and I need to have a little chat about personal space.
As for the rest of this nonsense, I no more trust these new gods anymore than the last, and I, for one, deny their divinity. I have more such credence in my little finger than they shall ever have in their entire beings. And to hell with their pathetic cryptic attempts at getting us all riled.
I think, in fact, it's high time they were fazed out. If we can't return home, we shouldn't live in their shadows.
it's my party and i'll rage if i want to,
the new fox special,
do not taunt happy fun vergil,
where the fuck is dante,
yamato is not compensation for anything,
brb throwing a tantrum,
domestic violence is a go!,
lol dmc canon,
must more blood be shed?,
welcome to dante must die difficulty,
i'm the goddamn batman,
i reject your reality etc,
dante's scalp on a stick,
on the next episode of cops,
get out,
out damned spot!,
none shall be spared,
that is a no fly zone,
wear your liver as a hat,
ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny,
idk my idiot brother dante?,
somebody's got some splainin' to do,
idk my bff lady?,
not very classy,
what you need is a kick in the ass