Jan 03, 2010 22:29
[The feed cuts on and an orange and white paw pulls away, only for the view to be filled with two golden eyes, wide with horror.]
I have seen things no kitty should ever see.
[Oddly enough, the cat sounds scarily like Vergil's brother, Dante. He takes a moment to smooth some fur on his paw with his tongue, before speaking again.]
I don't know what's wrong with my humans - well, the male isn't human - but I'm not sure they knew I was in room. There I was, chewing on the pillow of glorious catnip my male master chucked at my head when he got it, minding my own kitty business, when all of a sudden the noises started.
I know those noises. I'm not stupid.
[There's a pause, as Rusty glances up at a sound only he can hear, his ears and tail twitching in agitation.]
Save me.
meow meow meow meow,
not enough eyebleach in the world,
none shall be spared,
it cannot be unseen,
glorious catnip,
i want a new home,
i have seen the end,
im in ur jrnl tellin ur sekrits