Random friend/family quotes.
Dad's car, coming home from Vesaniemi
Me: Weren't you supposed to give a left turning signal?
Dad: Oh, I guess so.
Me: Well why didn't you?
Dad: Forgot.
Me: How can you forget to use the turn signal? I mean I never forget to use it! No, wait - once I did, but never after that. My problem is more of using the turn signal when I'm not supposed to use it.
Dad: On a straight road?
My brother won't calm down until I watch Football Factory with him. This was about the 300th time he asked.
Miikka: Let's watch Shitball Factory
Ässä: Butterflies are disgusting when you look at them closely.
Annukka had stood up in the school cafeteria and turned around.
Annukka: Can you see anything? Other than a great ass?
Me: Those Lumene skin care products and such might be just okay but that make-up, I mean all the eyeshadows and lipsticks and such are crap.
Dad: Well in that case I won't buy them.
I was bored so I polished my nails.
Me: Look at my nails!
Miikka: Red
Me: And glitter!
Miikka: loool
At the beginning of an oral English lesson
Mr Smirnoff: Hi Milla, happy international women's day!
Me: Well thank you, thank you...
Mr Stengård: So, how does it feel like to be a woman? After all these years?
Me: Weren't you supposed to give a left turning signal?
Dad: Oh, I guess so.
Me: Well why didn't you?
Dad: Forgot.
Me: How can you forget to use the turn signal? I mean I never forget to use it! No, wait - once I did, but never after that. My problem is more of using the turn signal when I'm not supposed to use it.
Dad: On a straight road?
My brother won't calm down until I watch Football Factory with him. This was about the 300th time he asked.
Miikka: Let's watch Shitball Factory
Ässä: Butterflies are disgusting when you look at them closely.
Annukka had stood up in the school cafeteria and turned around.
Annukka: Can you see anything? Other than a great ass?
Me: Those Lumene skin care products and such might be just okay but that make-up, I mean all the eyeshadows and lipsticks and such are crap.
Dad: Well in that case I won't buy them.
I was bored so I polished my nails.
Me: Look at my nails!
Miikka: Red
Me: And glitter!
Miikka: loool
At the beginning of an oral English lesson
Mr Smirnoff: Hi Milla, happy international women's day!
Me: Well thank you, thank you...
Mr Stengård: So, how does it feel like to be a woman? After all these years?