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I came across this about a week ago and saved it into a blank LiveJournal post so I wouldn't forget it. I remembered it just now and LOLed. It is a guest comment on the Target web page for some memory foam mattress:
"Did you know this thing was developed by NASA?! Not only that but you can put your glass of wine on it WHILE you bowl on it! It holds the pins and everything! The warranty on this thing is mainly for the rocket packs stored in the side. Because if you ever use them, you'll have to have NASA come to your house and replace the fuel in the rocket engine. The first day I got this mattress I invited all my friends over and we drank wine and played a few games of bowling, it was awesome! Technology has really come along, I mean beds aren't just for sleeping anymore! I love this thing!"
"Did you know this thing was developed by NASA?! Not only that but you can put your glass of wine on it WHILE you bowl on it! It holds the pins and everything! The warranty on this thing is mainly for the rocket packs stored in the side. Because if you ever use them, you'll have to have NASA come to your house and replace the fuel in the rocket engine. The first day I got this mattress I invited all my friends over and we drank wine and played a few games of bowling, it was awesome! Technology has really come along, I mean beds aren't just for sleeping anymore! I love this thing!"