Stolen from WA. Enjoy the crumbs, "followers"
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Nope.
02) What was your dream growing up?
I never had a dream or goal growing up. I still don't really. I'm content to drift.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
Music. I can fake almost anything else, but I am tone deaf in basically every conceivable way.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Standard drink? Some form of juice, most likely. Alcohol wise it would be a Rape and Pillage and then I would make you buy yourself one then you'd wake up in a bathtub wearing someone elses shirt and a traffic cone.
05) Favorite vegetable?
Corn.
06) What was the last book you read?
The Last Heretic - a book 40k fans have been excited about and noone else has ever heard of.
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Aquarius. Apparently I am a posterboy for Aquarians, but in all honestly, a poster of a fat hairy dude is not a poster I would buy.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Pierced ear... technically. Tattoos are coming once I get to my goal weight/size.
09) Worst Habit?
I don't really have GOOD habits. Uh. Constant lying for no reason other than to amuse myself?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
No. Washing blood out of seats takes ages. Maybe if I had a tarp in the back seat or something.
11) What is your favorite sport?
Lawn bowls. The fucking king of sports.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Totally optimistic. It annoys people more.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Well, presumably the sexual tention that has brewed between us for years would spike into a clothes-tearing, orgiastic frenzy before the elevator car slams into the base of the building killing us both.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Not really. I'm pretty upbeat about all teh bad things that have happened to me cause they've forgedme into what I am today, and what I am today is freaking awesome.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I honestly can't think of anything weird about myself, which is odd because people keep telling me I'm strange. Uh... due to the fact I was born prematurely, according to teeth scans and proportional builds and all that, my growth was severely stunted?
16) Do you have any pets?
One, my Trouble cat. Trouble is a machine made of murder. A tiny kitty cat that hunts animals much larger than herself then only eats their heads. She's my beautiful widdle Twubble cat and I will let noone say otherwise.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd raise one eyebrow suspiciously, let you in and let you slee pfor a bit before waking you up, explaining where you were and giving you a lift home. Possibly after watching some turtles, cause I'm working my way through it again with some really high quality episodes I've found that I can play through the tv.
18) What was your first impression of me?
Uh. The first interaction I REALLY remember about you is you telling me that it wasagainst the rules to have sex in the location I was sitting. So, uh, I guess my first impression of you was that you were a cockblocker. bitch.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Sad. Very sad. Rodeo clowns are hilarious though. mainly cause they're often in pain.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'm currently working hard to change my general shape, and I'm happy with myh progress. I suppose if I could change ONE thing it'd be... uh... actually, I'm good.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I'd claim to be your conscience, butbneither of us would believe that for a second, would we? I'd be like a parole officer that paid you to rob some place.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Hazel. Oh, here's an interesting fact. After I have sex my eyes go bright green for about an hour. Annoyingly, if I could get my eyes to go that shade of green BEFORE sex I could get laid a lot more often.
23) Ever been arrested?
Nope ^_^
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle - they're bigger
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Uh. Pay off loans.
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
My house. Given the rarity of my presence here, I just like to be able to spend enough time here that I remember what it looks like.
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
Until I seeone, no. Except at the Mecure Grovenor, which is fucking haunted.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
What is this... spare time... you talk of?
29) Do you swear a lot?
About every second word.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
In response to your comment, WA, I lie all the time and you think it's awesome. I rode a spaceship to work today. My hair is green.
My biggest peeve is people who correct typos in comment on the intertubes. The sort of person who COSNTANTLY corrects minor, stupid things. Geta fucking life.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Spec-fucking-tacular.
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Of course.
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
Favoure is meat. Least favourite is not meat. Binary savave is binary.
34) Do you believe in God?
I believe. In what is my own damned business.
35) Will you re-post this?
Uh... isn't this question just a LITTLE redundant?
Nope.
02) What was your dream growing up?
I never had a dream or goal growing up. I still don't really. I'm content to drift.
03) What talent do you wish you had?
Music. I can fake almost anything else, but I am tone deaf in basically every conceivable way.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Standard drink? Some form of juice, most likely. Alcohol wise it would be a Rape and Pillage and then I would make you buy yourself one then you'd wake up in a bathtub wearing someone elses shirt and a traffic cone.
05) Favorite vegetable?
Corn.
06) What was the last book you read?
The Last Heretic - a book 40k fans have been excited about and noone else has ever heard of.
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Aquarius. Apparently I am a posterboy for Aquarians, but in all honestly, a poster of a fat hairy dude is not a poster I would buy.
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Pierced ear... technically. Tattoos are coming once I get to my goal weight/size.
09) Worst Habit?
I don't really have GOOD habits. Uh. Constant lying for no reason other than to amuse myself?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
No. Washing blood out of seats takes ages. Maybe if I had a tarp in the back seat or something.
11) What is your favorite sport?
Lawn bowls. The fucking king of sports.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Totally optimistic. It annoys people more.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Well, presumably the sexual tention that has brewed between us for years would spike into a clothes-tearing, orgiastic frenzy before the elevator car slams into the base of the building killing us both.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Not really. I'm pretty upbeat about all teh bad things that have happened to me cause they've forgedme into what I am today, and what I am today is freaking awesome.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I honestly can't think of anything weird about myself, which is odd because people keep telling me I'm strange. Uh... due to the fact I was born prematurely, according to teeth scans and proportional builds and all that, my growth was severely stunted?
16) Do you have any pets?
One, my Trouble cat. Trouble is a machine made of murder. A tiny kitty cat that hunts animals much larger than herself then only eats their heads. She's my beautiful widdle Twubble cat and I will let noone say otherwise.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd raise one eyebrow suspiciously, let you in and let you slee pfor a bit before waking you up, explaining where you were and giving you a lift home. Possibly after watching some turtles, cause I'm working my way through it again with some really high quality episodes I've found that I can play through the tv.
18) What was your first impression of me?
Uh. The first interaction I REALLY remember about you is you telling me that it wasagainst the rules to have sex in the location I was sitting. So, uh, I guess my first impression of you was that you were a cockblocker. bitch.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Sad. Very sad. Rodeo clowns are hilarious though. mainly cause they're often in pain.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'm currently working hard to change my general shape, and I'm happy with myh progress. I suppose if I could change ONE thing it'd be... uh... actually, I'm good.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I'd claim to be your conscience, butbneither of us would believe that for a second, would we? I'd be like a parole officer that paid you to rob some place.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Hazel. Oh, here's an interesting fact. After I have sex my eyes go bright green for about an hour. Annoyingly, if I could get my eyes to go that shade of green BEFORE sex I could get laid a lot more often.
23) Ever been arrested?
Nope ^_^
24) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle - they're bigger
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Uh. Pay off loans.
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
My house. Given the rarity of my presence here, I just like to be able to spend enough time here that I remember what it looks like.
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
Until I seeone, no. Except at the Mecure Grovenor, which is fucking haunted.
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
What is this... spare time... you talk of?
29) Do you swear a lot?
About every second word.
30) Biggest pet peeve?
In response to your comment, WA, I lie all the time and you think it's awesome. I rode a spaceship to work today. My hair is green.
My biggest peeve is people who correct typos in comment on the intertubes. The sort of person who COSNTANTLY corrects minor, stupid things. Geta fucking life.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Spec-fucking-tacular.
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Of course.
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
Favoure is meat. Least favourite is not meat. Binary savave is binary.
34) Do you believe in God?
I believe. In what is my own damned business.
35) Will you re-post this?
Uh... isn't this question just a LITTLE redundant?