Gods cannot invest on the stock market, since they don't have the financial skills
Not a hoax - Bombay High Court has decided that Hindu Gods can't invest on the stock market:
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/news-by-industry/et-cetera/No-demat-accounts-for-Hindu-gods/articleshow/6182619.cms
(One commenter suggested that with the number of Hindu Gods, they can bring a class action suit against this)
(My thought is - hang on, Ganesha is the god of WEALTH. SURELY he knows how to invest. He's clever, too. )
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/news-by-industry/et-cetera/No-demat-accounts-for-Hindu-gods/articleshow/6182619.cms
(One commenter suggested that with the number of Hindu Gods, they can bring a class action suit against this)
(My thought is - hang on, Ganesha is the god of WEALTH. SURELY he knows how to invest. He's clever, too. )