Cause I only ever post stupid stuff like this...

[vashexcel]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vashexcel!

1. During World War II, Americans tried to train vashexcel to drop bombs.
2. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are vashexcel.
3. It is bad luck to walk under vashexcel!
4. US gold coins used to say 'In vashexcel we trust'.
5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by vashexcel as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
6. Vashexcel is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
7. Vashexcel can use only about ten percent of his brain!
8. Vashexcel is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
9. There are six towns named vashexcel in the United States.
10. Over 2000 people have now climbed vashexcel, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.