Payne to the max...

Jul 10, 2008 21:22

OF ALL THE GAMES I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER MAKE IT TO THE BIG SCREEN.

ASKLDJF CAPSLOCK BUTTON MASH OF UNHOLY GLEE.

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khronos_keeper July 11 2008, 16:15:59 UTC
AHHH OMG! THIS LOOKS PRETTY AMAZING AND I'M TOTALLY GONNA SEE IT. SOME OF THAT TRAILER WAS TOTALLY CONFUSING, BUT IT WAS COOL ( ... )

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khronos_keeper July 11 2008, 16:28:53 UTC
AHAHA O WAIT.

Pretty sure the whorish woman was Candy. MY BAD. Thank God.

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doomsays July 11 2008, 19:00:56 UTC
http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?p=725305#post725305

"An apparent draft leaked online, it did have a cameo of Vinnie but according to someone that worked on the movie it was scrapped."

:´((( I cried.

And isn't the black guy Bravura (YEAH OKAY WHAT)? Ludacris, or whatever his name was?

The angel thing is also really fucking stupid. Max Payne isn't DNAngel, guize~

... It seems like that Woden won't be there either. Wat.

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khronos_keeper July 11 2008, 19:23:41 UTC
DD: Aww. No Vlad or Vinnie, it looks like. WTF. >_< If they have Mona and Candy, they should have Vlad and Vinnie.

Er... as for the black guy, I dunno. There's two old white dudes we see, and I'm guessing one's Woden and the other's Bravura. Maybe black dude is Max's partner? Shit, I'unno. X_X

Uh, hopefully the angel thing isn't anything more than a hallucination. Or a face-slapping "MAX IS DETH LOL" symbolic thingy. Maybe they'll edit that out.

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doomsays July 11 2008, 19:40:31 UTC
Yeahhh, I wrote a tl;dr comment and then replied to the wrong place and lost the comment. :D Sorry for spamming, Vash~

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467197/

"Ludacris ... Jim Bravura"

:DDD

WHY. THE. FUCK. Did they replace Vinnie and all the other characters with their shitty OCs and Mary Sues?

Tits = good movie. Nothing else matters.

"Max is forced to battle enemies beyond the natural world." No way they're gonna get rid the kewldethanglelolol. The whole thing is like a fucking shitty AU written by some retarded weeaboo.

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