Cracktastic alright
Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions.
(Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it)
1 Shinomori Aoshi
2 Cho Hakkai
3 Kino Makoto
4 Jack Bauer
5 Sydney Bristow
6 Sakurazuka Seishirou
7 Tendou Akane
8 Saitou Hajime
9 Meredith Grey
10 Ray Barnett
11 George O'Malley
12 Tifa Lockheart
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
>> *dies* Six would make poor eleven weep. The latter is way too sweet to be topped by a deadly man like Six. Six has a prey of his own anyway
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
>> Four is hot. He's hot with the gun, breaking interrogating people and is overall a cool federal agent who will be reckless in order to save lives if necessary
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
>> Whoa Eight in mpreg fiction...god that is severe crack XD Twelve, you'd be one fiesty woman if you got the Mibu wolf pregnant, sister. Good luck in raising your would-be child.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
>> Not yet as I'm 1) Still new to the TV series 2) Fear the fandom as it is. A Derek/Addison fic without the Meredith bashing would be a dream come true. Even a Derek/Meredith without anti-Addison would be nice.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
>> They'd be busy smiling at each other and wondering who would make the first move in a fight rather than ponder over whether they should make out.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
>> Five and Nine are more like kindred spirits. Both ladies who have an ambition but also secrets that are too painful to express openly. Five/Ten would be interesting if five could spank ten when he's being a bad boy.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
>> Seven would be devestated and run out of the room like most people would. In the comedy world she'd probably get a shoujo mallet and smack Two. Twelve would try to be nice and peaceful.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
>> I like ten with another lady in his designated series but for the sake of this question...
A patient's emotional and physical scars from an assault bring the bad boy of ER closer and make him question his feelings for his roomie yes it's bad but my creativity is not functioning
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
>> Last time I checked the fandom there was more angst Yaoi than "fluff" for One/Eight.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
>> We are beautiful no matter what they say
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
>> Four could seduce One, give him a romp and then extract information if he was undercover. However it would be impossible overall o.O One is too icy to be deflowered by another tough man like four.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
>> Nope
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
>> Yeah...my old fics are evidence :D
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
>> Not as far as I know
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
>> If you could you're more than welcome to.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
>> Oh yes, Roomie. Oh yes. Oh oh oh oh.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose.
>> Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
>> Some lime. Overdose of UST. Not for those who are faithful to trad pairings
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
>> Ara, aren't you a rebellious one around here?
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
>> Two years ago. It was with a bad boy rather than her canon love interest
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
>> Ice-cream!! XD
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
>> Eleven would need confidence if he wants to get the girl of his dreams. Can't believe number nine here happens to be his romantic interest in the series anyway. I see him hugging nine unintentionally when he's drunk.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
>> As far as cliches go, three would even though I prefer them in a friendship - since I wrote about them in that way in one fic.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
>> Aoshi and Meredith have always had a happy, steady relationship. Everything soon shatters when Meredith suddenly falls in love with CTU agent Jack Bauer. Broken-hearted, Aoshi becomes more distant with those who he considers his family and friends. However he then has a hot one-night stand with Meredith's roommate George and a brief yet unhappy affair with Tifa Poor Tifa. Poor Aoshi :(. After these unlucky events Aoshi follows the wise advice of Sydney and finds true love with Makoto a few months later.
OMG this would be a twisted but interesting fic. What's amazing is that Aoshi ends up with Mako-chan here *_* Can we say wicked?
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
>> Surprised. I'd wonder how eight would pay attention to seven in the first place. Oh wait. Eight's Seiyuu is the same as Kunou Tatewaki so in a twist of fate somehow Kuno would turn into the eight character through intense training and seduce seven to a dark yet sensual relationship if he was good enough.
(Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it)
1 Shinomori Aoshi
2 Cho Hakkai
3 Kino Makoto
4 Jack Bauer
5 Sydney Bristow
6 Sakurazuka Seishirou
7 Tendou Akane
8 Saitou Hajime
9 Meredith Grey
10 Ray Barnett
11 George O'Malley
12 Tifa Lockheart
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
>> *dies* Six would make poor eleven weep. The latter is way too sweet to be topped by a deadly man like Six. Six has a prey of his own anyway
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
>> Four is hot. He's hot with the gun, breaking interrogating people and is overall a cool federal agent who will be reckless in order to save lives if necessary
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
>> Whoa Eight in mpreg fiction...god that is severe crack XD Twelve, you'd be one fiesty woman if you got the Mibu wolf pregnant, sister. Good luck in raising your would-be child.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
>> Not yet as I'm 1) Still new to the TV series 2) Fear the fandom as it is. A Derek/Addison fic without the Meredith bashing would be a dream come true. Even a Derek/Meredith without anti-Addison would be nice.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
>> They'd be busy smiling at each other and wondering who would make the first move in a fight rather than ponder over whether they should make out.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
>> Five and Nine are more like kindred spirits. Both ladies who have an ambition but also secrets that are too painful to express openly. Five/Ten would be interesting if five could spank ten when he's being a bad boy.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
>> Seven would be devestated and run out of the room like most people would. In the comedy world she'd probably get a shoujo mallet and smack Two. Twelve would try to be nice and peaceful.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
>> I like ten with another lady in his designated series but for the sake of this question...
A patient's emotional and physical scars from an assault bring the bad boy of ER closer and make him question his feelings for his roomie yes it's bad but my creativity is not functioning
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
>> Last time I checked the fandom there was more angst Yaoi than "fluff" for One/Eight.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
>> We are beautiful no matter what they say
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
>> Four could seduce One, give him a romp and then extract information if he was undercover. However it would be impossible overall o.O One is too icy to be deflowered by another tough man like four.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
>> Nope
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
>> Yeah...my old fics are evidence :D
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
>> Not as far as I know
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
>> If you could you're more than welcome to.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
>> Oh yes, Roomie. Oh yes. Oh oh oh oh.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose.
>> Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
>> Some lime. Overdose of UST. Not for those who are faithful to trad pairings
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
>> Ara, aren't you a rebellious one around here?
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
>> Two years ago. It was with a bad boy rather than her canon love interest
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
>> Ice-cream!! XD
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
>> Eleven would need confidence if he wants to get the girl of his dreams. Can't believe number nine here happens to be his romantic interest in the series anyway. I see him hugging nine unintentionally when he's drunk.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
>> As far as cliches go, three would even though I prefer them in a friendship - since I wrote about them in that way in one fic.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
>> Aoshi and Meredith have always had a happy, steady relationship. Everything soon shatters when Meredith suddenly falls in love with CTU agent Jack Bauer. Broken-hearted, Aoshi becomes more distant with those who he considers his family and friends. However he then has a hot one-night stand with Meredith's roommate George and a brief yet unhappy affair with Tifa Poor Tifa. Poor Aoshi :(. After these unlucky events Aoshi follows the wise advice of Sydney and finds true love with Makoto a few months later.
OMG this would be a twisted but interesting fic. What's amazing is that Aoshi ends up with Mako-chan here *_* Can we say wicked?
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
>> Surprised. I'd wonder how eight would pay attention to seven in the first place. Oh wait. Eight's Seiyuu is the same as Kunou Tatewaki so in a twist of fate somehow Kuno would turn into the eight character through intense training and seduce seven to a dark yet sensual relationship if he was good enough.