Drunk Golf Cart Air Time

[vash817]

yep so the golf thing went off quite well we raised a crazy amount of money. that is the short story but the long story is alot more witter with a few more spelling mistakes . Okay the day started with me on the lirr at 5am to meet up with a co worker of mine for a ride to the golf course so we get there and set up , i am telling you this place looked real fancy like almost to an obnoxice eye sore with all the wealth that they were showing off , so okay it is a golk course they are all like that no big but then the golfers started showing up and damn do these guys know how to make an entrence a bunch of them came by hellocopter!!!! which sucked for me because we had to meet them at the landing pad every time one landed and it really messed yo my hair , so the first impression they had of me was a guy with tina turner hair , but what ever it went well . once every one got there we had breakfast , and damn the food was all kinds of fancy i had fresh samon on a bagle , yum , then it was the tee off i had thank fully coned my way into not playing in the official line up but i did get to take a few swings , and in short i suck at golf . then the drinking started it was after we had stake on the fair way it was funny to see a cheif all decked out and cooking on a cool stove in the middle of a feild but the stake was good i had a few glasses of some fancy champane , then i went back to the club house for the wine tasting and i had some burbon and met up with one of the ceo;s who was justt as tipsy as i was and we went driving in the golf cart and damn i was drunk i couldent stay on the road and we threw stuff at the other carts on the road like mario cart so we went off roading and i guned the little cart up this hill and we got air born it was crazy we landed hard and i hurt my back abit but the cart stoped working after that so we had to walk back then i went to the spa and got a back massage which was awsome , on my way back to the golf course i found the smoking room and grabed a bunch of cuban cigars and lit one up ,it was awsome , i grabed some cristal and sat on a bench over looking the fair way and took a puff of the cigar and took a sip of champaine and i could not belive i was getting paid to be here it was a sureal experance or i think it was or i was just drunk but regardless , i am in shock about how my life has turned around in such a short time !!! I just can not get over that less than two mounths ago i was living in an abandoned building eating expired MRE's
Life is weird