gets ya through the night...

Jun 02, 2006 01:06

Tonight, I had my ass kicked by a German ballerina.

Oddly enough, largely unrelated, I am coverd with bruises. I very rarely bruise, so this is a bit of a huge deal. I have 4 goose eggs on my arms, easily around 20 visible bruises, my left idex finger is purple, black and swollen (and a little maroon like a hot house flower); and I even have bruising on the bottoms of my feet.
And I'm limping. In the hips.
One in a long line of reasons why I will not look awe ispiringly impressive at the wedding of nervous terror this weekend. And now, I may be too sore to dance...I didn't think of it...hunh...

Also, the Printer's Row fair, the 57th Street art fair and the CoOp book sale are all this weekend, but I'll be black and blue and asundered with other akward and embarassing malodies and scraggily appearences and no backup on Saturday, no dfenses and ripe for a nearly guarenteed missle attack. Cuwaaa

Ow ow ow...footie bruises! I have boo boos! I am covered in boo boo bruises! I made Dave touch one of them when he didn't seem suitably impressed. I don't think it helped any.

Anyway, I thought I'd share because I thought you'd want to know, in an entertainment sort of way. I'm going to go shower. I'm also coverd in filth from a basement off of Elm street. And sweat.

Oh, as a VERY nerdy aside (and another reason I need a digital camera), have you seen the box for the minimates [Spiderman and Gaijin Wolverine II], in which it looks like Spidey accidently backhands Wolvie on his way to save the day? I know I'VE been entertained! And on that note...to shower...AND THEN TO COMICS! And stuff...

your amusement, wolvie, me, bruises, toys

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