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[vasdeferens0]

Randolf the sailor-mouthed fire marshall says "trim your wicks arseholes"

that's all!

Comments

[blindsentinal]

Arrr, you be a weird one! Avast ye scurvy scoundral, prepare to be gutted like a cod.

[vasdeferens0]

Land ho! No wait, it just be yer fat ass cat!

[blindsentinal]

Yeah, I have a fat cat! So? It's actually pretty sad...I figured out a way to clean the floor without really working too hard. I spray my fat cats stomach with water and then she walks across the floor. Her belly hangs so low it will scrub that floor clean.

[talonclaw]

but she has to stop every 2 feet for a breather, so the water would dry or soak up in her belly.....
poor dreadlocked fat-ass cheese walrus.