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Тонкий аглицкий юмор... Секунд пятнадцать доходило.
Two men walk into a bar, and the first one turns to his friend and says, "What do you want to drink, Donkey?"
"A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint o..of gi...gi..gi Guinness A..a pint of Guinness please." the other man replies.
The other man goes up to the bar. "Two pints of Guinness for me and my mate Donkey." The guy takes the drinks back. "Here you go, Donkey."
Later when they finished their drinks the guy says to Donkey, "It's your round Donkey. Go get us another pint of Guinness."
Donkey goes to the bar. "T..T...T..two pa..pa...pa..pi..pints o..o..of gi.. gin..gi..Guinness. Two pints of Guinness please."
When the barman was sure Donkey's friend wasn't listening he said, "I think it's an awful cheek him calling you Donkey."
"Oh," Donkey replies, "He-aw he-aw he-aw he always calls me that"
Или вот старенькая, но смешная
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits
stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President
sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Two men walk into a bar, and the first one turns to his friend and says, "What do you want to drink, Donkey?"
"A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint o..of gi...gi..gi Guinness A..a pint of Guinness please." the other man replies.
The other man goes up to the bar. "Two pints of Guinness for me and my mate Donkey." The guy takes the drinks back. "Here you go, Donkey."
Later when they finished their drinks the guy says to Donkey, "It's your round Donkey. Go get us another pint of Guinness."
Donkey goes to the bar. "T..T...T..two pa..pa...pa..pi..pints o..o..of gi.. gin..gi..Guinness. Two pints of Guinness please."
When the barman was sure Donkey's friend wasn't listening he said, "I think it's an awful cheek him calling you Donkey."
"Oh," Donkey replies, "He-aw he-aw he-aw he always calls me that"
Или вот старенькая, но смешная
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits
stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President
sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"