Its called Sebastian you moron... and its a freaking Ibis, not Donald Duck... Miami sucks cojones!
If you think life is bad...How would you like to be an egg?
-You only get laid once.
-You only get eaten once.
-It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
-Only 2 minutes to get soft.
-You share your box with 11 other guys.
-But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on your face was your
mother.
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You are not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
But you only have one ass.
-You only get laid once.
-You only get eaten once.
-It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
-Only 2 minutes to get soft.
-You share your box with 11 other guys.
-But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on your face was your
mother.
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You are not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
But you only have one ass.