Okay. Ahem. I don't want to answer but everyone that is... 'not a virgin' is being forced like literally. So if you know who sees this, I'm sorry for talking about this out loud where people can see but I won't use your name so no one will know, even if this is like "meta" so people know everything anyway. But I have no other sexual experiences than the ones with the you know who person.
Anyway.
So you know the guy that I had you help me find lingerie for? Well. I had a really bad day one time, cause I burned my hands the night before in fire, helping someone die. And I'm like fire phobic and stuff. Anyway, he was really nice to me and he made me feel better about it like feel like I was still pretty and he still liked me, even though my hands were ugly and I was a mess. Like a wreck. It was kind of embarrassing really.
So after that, we went to his apartment and he made me pasta, and it was the best pasta ever. Like you don't even know. And I asked if I could move in with him since i was changing into some of his clothes cause my clothes were dirty. So I was like it'd be easier if my panties were here at your place already, which could happen if I moved in, and he said yes! And my hands were hurt so he helped me put on his shirt. It was very... nice and hot, and then we started kissing.
And he picked me up off the counter and we went to the bed. Stuff happened down there with the stuff where the you know goes on that makes everything all INTENSE and alive and fantastic and ohgod like there aren't words for how amazing that feels, and he didn't even have to take his shirt off of me, because he's just that good. I don't know if all sex is like that or if it's just cause he's super amazing at it, but ohgosh if all sex was like that, I bet we'd all be dead of STDs cause we couldn't get enough of it.
I've had a lot of sex, but I think that was the best one for me, because I learned that love is not easily destroyed. It's strong, and I knew that it wasn't just like my body that was attractive to him. NOT THAT I THINK MY BODY IS ATTRACTIVE AT ALL BUT YOU KNOW HE OBVIOUSLY DID SINCE HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT. But I found out that it wasn't just a physical thing, but like that you know he finds ME attractive. I still don't really get why, because he's you know... him. I mean, think of the most attractive, coolest person ever and then times that by ten, and you'd get it.
The cool kids in high school either ignored me or like laughed at me behind my back, cause I'm a gigantic dork.
I remember! Well, It's kind of hard to forget considering we had to run out of that store in the lingerie with our coats on cause of the monster and then there was the car we didn't really know how to drive but we drove it anyway and YEAH. FUN TIMES. :D
That sounds totally hot and sweet and cool and I DEFINITELY believe that could be a 'best sex ever' story.
I think sex is usually better when it's with someone you love.
THOUGH SOMETIMES IT'S HOT TO JUST GET ROUGH WITH SOMEBODY THAT'S REALLY SEXY WHETHER YOU LOVE THEM OR NOT.
Anyway. Thanks for your story! Two thumbs up, for sure. :D
Anyway.
So you know the guy that I had you help me find lingerie for? Well. I had a really bad day one time, cause I burned my hands the night before in fire, helping someone die. And I'm like fire phobic and stuff. Anyway, he was really nice to me and he made me feel better about it like feel like I was still pretty and he still liked me, even though my hands were ugly and I was a mess. Like a wreck. It was kind of embarrassing really.
So after that, we went to his apartment and he made me pasta, and it was the best pasta ever. Like you don't even know. And I asked if I could move in with him since i was changing into some of his clothes cause my clothes were dirty. So I was like it'd be easier if my panties were here at your place already, which could happen if I moved in, and he said yes! And my hands were hurt so he helped me put on his shirt. It was very... nice and hot, and then we started kissing.
And he picked me up off the counter and we went to the bed. Stuff happened down there with the stuff where the you know goes on that makes everything all INTENSE and alive and fantastic and ohgod like there aren't words for how amazing that feels, and he didn't even have to take his shirt off of me, because he's just that good. I don't know if all sex is like that or if it's just cause he's super amazing at it, but ohgosh if all sex was like that, I bet we'd all be dead of STDs cause we couldn't get enough of it.
I've had a lot of sex, but I think that was the best one for me, because I learned that love is not easily destroyed. It's strong, and I knew that it wasn't just like my body that was attractive to him. NOT THAT I THINK MY BODY IS ATTRACTIVE AT ALL BUT YOU KNOW HE OBVIOUSLY DID SINCE HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH IT. But I found out that it wasn't just a physical thing, but like that you know he finds ME attractive. I still don't really get why, because he's you know... him. I mean, think of the most attractive, coolest person ever and then times that by ten, and you'd get it.
The cool kids in high school either ignored me or like laughed at me behind my back, cause I'm a gigantic dork.
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That sounds totally hot and sweet and cool and I DEFINITELY believe that could be a 'best sex ever' story.
I think sex is usually better when it's with someone you love.
THOUGH SOMETIMES IT'S HOT TO JUST GET ROUGH WITH SOMEBODY THAT'S REALLY SEXY WHETHER YOU LOVE THEM OR NOT.
Anyway. Thanks for your story! Two thumbs up, for sure. :D
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It is totally hot and sweet and cool, and it is my favorite sex. Yes.
I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT PART. I mean, I never even wanted sex until I met him like I found nobody attractive so I thought I'd never have any.
You're welcome. :) Thanks for the two thumbs up!
Do you have a best sex story? :o
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I MEAN, I've had sex. But I guess I'm still waiting to be impressed or something?
Which... sounds REALLY lame.
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You deserve to have mind blowing, awe inspiring sex!
I say that as your friend, and not in any awkward way...
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There's still time! Hopefully. :D
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