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HERE'S PART TWO OF "THE SAGA"
Madison divorced Jason Rich so that she would not tie him down, and began to
work as a cashier at Tara and Mallory’s, a new shop on Fifth Avenue.
She helped in management, but grew tired of the bickering between the owners
on who would get first billing. She quit her job.
Due to a new state law, the owners were forced to hire a handicapped person for
the vacancy. They hired Bethany Porter. When Porter asked who she was
replacing, Her eyes grew wide with vengeance.
She went home and told Ben of this sighting, and they began to plot.
First they would torment Madison’s husband. Mr. Rich was staying with a friend,
Jared Plath, at the time. One night Rich returned home to find a dead Plath.
Horrified, he went to the local synagogue for help.
The only person there was Rabbi Cory Gilinsky.
Mr. Gilinsky knew about toughness and hard work. A former boxer, he hade
made the heavyweight top ten under the names “The Hora of the Menorah” and
“C-Murda”. After his career was tanking and his Christian fiancée left him at the
altar, Gilinsky turned to religion.
He listened to Jason with thoughtfulness.
Gilinsky reassured Jason, saying that he would ask the local community for help
in this matter.
Meanwhile, the Woodruffs met with their new hitman, Andrew Philson. Asked
whether he had completed the task or not, Philson said “I’m valedictorian. What
do you think?” The Woodruffs took this as a yes and freed his girlfriend, Molly
Kreisha.
Later that night, Philson had a religious experience. Jesus came to him and said
that he should turn himself in. He did not do this, but went to the Jewish church
and confessed his sin to Rabbi Gilinsky, and then took flight.
Rabbi Gilinsky went to the mass at the local church the next morning, to find a
Christian vigilante. Because Christians are violent pigs.
After the pastor was finished, Gilinsky went to the altar. He told of Plath’s
murder and then asked if anyone would help to catch the now fleeing
perpetrator. No one volunteered.
He then told the group that he knew the killer was Andrew Philson. Two people
immediately rose and fought for the right to join the rabbi.
A tall, lanky blonde walked to the front and introduced himself as Brett
Barstow, local computer technician. He asked the rabbi if he could join the
cause. Another man followed, a minor league baseball player and professional
gambler. He was known as David Dale.
The rabbi urged them to be peaceful in their mission. Then Barstow asked if the
group could be collectively known as the Boondock Saints, and the rabbi was
very concerned.
Interesting moments from the past week:
My mother and I had a life discussion on the back porch. Her low-brow advice was peppered with third-grade nature observations. It was very entertaining. She talked about her college life for quite a while despite the fact that it will be nothing like my own.
I was looking up some IQ tests on the internet, because I am on a journey of self-discovery, and I found this one that is really high-level. It supposedly goes to 200. No one has aced it. Three people have gotten a 22 out of 25. The top ten board is made up of people from all over the world, and it goes down to 15. The problems were, needless to say, interesting. They were entirely made up of problems that you think maybe you could figure out after spending about two hours on it. It was all John Nash stuff, finding patterns that are very obscure. For example, one of them gives you a number value for 25 names, in this case phycisists, and you have to find the 26th. Every letter has a value. Here's the kicker: THEY DON'T GIVE YOU A SINGLE LETTER. To add, one of the letters in the last person's name is not in any of the others, so you have to figure out the pattern in the numbers after you solve them all after a countless amount of variable elimination and theoretical equations. That is about the fifth easiest problem on there. Apparently there is this HUGE difference between a 145 IQ and a 150 IQ. I ace all the ones that go up to 145, but this test is horrendous. For all of you out there, take a general knowledge test, not an IQ test. On an IQ test, everything is about patterns. They are do-able but you get a huge headache.
I also had to go to Mallory and Tara's graduation party. It was slightly awkward.
Madison divorced Jason Rich so that she would not tie him down, and began to
work as a cashier at Tara and Mallory’s, a new shop on Fifth Avenue.
She helped in management, but grew tired of the bickering between the owners
on who would get first billing. She quit her job.
Due to a new state law, the owners were forced to hire a handicapped person for
the vacancy. They hired Bethany Porter. When Porter asked who she was
replacing, Her eyes grew wide with vengeance.
She went home and told Ben of this sighting, and they began to plot.
First they would torment Madison’s husband. Mr. Rich was staying with a friend,
Jared Plath, at the time. One night Rich returned home to find a dead Plath.
Horrified, he went to the local synagogue for help.
The only person there was Rabbi Cory Gilinsky.
Mr. Gilinsky knew about toughness and hard work. A former boxer, he hade
made the heavyweight top ten under the names “The Hora of the Menorah” and
“C-Murda”. After his career was tanking and his Christian fiancée left him at the
altar, Gilinsky turned to religion.
He listened to Jason with thoughtfulness.
Gilinsky reassured Jason, saying that he would ask the local community for help
in this matter.
Meanwhile, the Woodruffs met with their new hitman, Andrew Philson. Asked
whether he had completed the task or not, Philson said “I’m valedictorian. What
do you think?” The Woodruffs took this as a yes and freed his girlfriend, Molly
Kreisha.
Later that night, Philson had a religious experience. Jesus came to him and said
that he should turn himself in. He did not do this, but went to the Jewish church
and confessed his sin to Rabbi Gilinsky, and then took flight.
Rabbi Gilinsky went to the mass at the local church the next morning, to find a
Christian vigilante. Because Christians are violent pigs.
After the pastor was finished, Gilinsky went to the altar. He told of Plath’s
murder and then asked if anyone would help to catch the now fleeing
perpetrator. No one volunteered.
He then told the group that he knew the killer was Andrew Philson. Two people
immediately rose and fought for the right to join the rabbi.
A tall, lanky blonde walked to the front and introduced himself as Brett
Barstow, local computer technician. He asked the rabbi if he could join the
cause. Another man followed, a minor league baseball player and professional
gambler. He was known as David Dale.
The rabbi urged them to be peaceful in their mission. Then Barstow asked if the
group could be collectively known as the Boondock Saints, and the rabbi was
very concerned.
Interesting moments from the past week:
My mother and I had a life discussion on the back porch. Her low-brow advice was peppered with third-grade nature observations. It was very entertaining. She talked about her college life for quite a while despite the fact that it will be nothing like my own.
I was looking up some IQ tests on the internet, because I am on a journey of self-discovery, and I found this one that is really high-level. It supposedly goes to 200. No one has aced it. Three people have gotten a 22 out of 25. The top ten board is made up of people from all over the world, and it goes down to 15. The problems were, needless to say, interesting. They were entirely made up of problems that you think maybe you could figure out after spending about two hours on it. It was all John Nash stuff, finding patterns that are very obscure. For example, one of them gives you a number value for 25 names, in this case phycisists, and you have to find the 26th. Every letter has a value. Here's the kicker: THEY DON'T GIVE YOU A SINGLE LETTER. To add, one of the letters in the last person's name is not in any of the others, so you have to figure out the pattern in the numbers after you solve them all after a countless amount of variable elimination and theoretical equations. That is about the fifth easiest problem on there. Apparently there is this HUGE difference between a 145 IQ and a 150 IQ. I ace all the ones that go up to 145, but this test is horrendous. For all of you out there, take a general knowledge test, not an IQ test. On an IQ test, everything is about patterns. They are do-able but you get a huge headache.
I also had to go to Mallory and Tara's graduation party. It was slightly awkward.