Transformers: The Movie
So... I went and saw Transformers, and enjoyed it. All the same, it's a bit odd at times. Summary follows. Warning: Spoilers.
Transformers is the story of robots sent from outer space to help a geeky kid score the hot chick. To accomplish this, they send their kinkiest robot man down to the planet, where he immediately whores himself out to the kid for 4k. Unfortunately, this chick is wilier than most, and resists their best efforts, which include semi-romantically stranding her with the kid, trying to show her the kid's porn collection, and staging a golden shower scene. Finally they determine that she gets off on violence, and so they flatten a city so that the kid can get laid.
Why do they do all of this? Well, it turns out that autobots like to watch.
Transformers is the story of robots sent from outer space to help a geeky kid score the hot chick. To accomplish this, they send their kinkiest robot man down to the planet, where he immediately whores himself out to the kid for 4k. Unfortunately, this chick is wilier than most, and resists their best efforts, which include semi-romantically stranding her with the kid, trying to show her the kid's porn collection, and staging a golden shower scene. Finally they determine that she gets off on violence, and so they flatten a city so that the kid can get laid.
Why do they do all of this? Well, it turns out that autobots like to watch.