[[...... damn, Dey is rusty o_0;]]

Mar 11, 2005 22:05

Varon finally reached his limits, falling to his knees in the park. Though it wasn't obvious at ALL <3 , the brunette was kind of out of shape, and had been since he decided that he had lost any shred of his social life a few months ago ;... This probably wasn't the best place to stop, though, but Varon didn't know that at this point... He realized now that he was still in his cute♥ flannel pajamas, but seeing as it was probably the end of the world anyway, Varon didn't really think that this was extremely important.

He sat there for a moment, looking kind of...... space-y. "...damn, where was I going again? ._."

He pet the bunny as she shivered, and twirled the baseball bat with his free hand as his dog proceeded to freak out. Take had been the first to notice the other scarabs. Varon noticed next and if Nori noticed, she didn't let on :\ Maybe it's just hard for bunnies to show emotion, or something. Well, anyway, Varon cused under his breath as he forced himself to get up and run again, wondering why exactly God hated him so much...


Varon hissed quietly as bacon grease hit his face, and decided he wouldn't try anything fancy with the pans again ; Nori (YAY for naming pets after food Saikano characters 8D!) sat quietly on the counter, seemingly unfazed by Varon’s pain. The ground shook slightly and Varon nearly dropped the pan. "…Another earthquake…? Geeze, these things are way too common..." He sighed and went back to his cooking-thingy as the 'earthquake' ended.

...Maybe Varon should have been watching the news that was playing in the other room (there happenned to be something relatively important on today, besides the... interesting developements in celebrity relationships), but then again, the news was boring.

Take suddenly began barking like crazy, and Varon began reminiscing about Take’s puppy hood. All he could do back then was yip and whimper… ‘Those were the days~’ he sighed, “Shut up, Take!” he snapped, but that really didn’t do anything. If anything, the barking got louder. The brunette groaned quietly, picking up Nori and abandoning all but one strip of the bacon, choosing to throw it at Take. Take paused for a moment, making a move towards the bacon before there was a sudden, and very loud BANG! at the door. Both Take and Varon yelped and jumped back a few feet, but…hey, it was scary, and anybody would yelp at something like that.

After a few moments of whimpering and panicking, Varon moved towards a magically appearing! baseball bat. He set Nori down on the table and slowly approached the door. Suddenly, he was hit with...something as he heard a few words from the television (something like 'attack', 'end of the world', or whatever), "...Omigod... It's a zombie." He recalled every zombie movie he had seen, and remembered quickly that he needed to hit the thing in the head... 'Definately a zombie...' he decided firmly. Well, what else would it be?

Every bang on the door shaved a few weeks off Varon's life, and finally, he managed to open the door and found a giant...THING at his door. "..." It wasn't a zombie, but it freaked Varon out nonetheless. As it should. That was one big-ass mother[*censored*] "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS O.O!" [*insert frantic bat swinging here*]. After a minute or two, he managed to beat the strange thing (a scarab, duh D:) until it kind of... flew off. He was a bit disappointed with himself that he couldn't even kill a bug after trying so hard ._.; But he didn't have time to think about that right now. He ran to pick up Nori and whistled for Take to follow him. These may not have been zombies, but if Dawn of the Dead had taught him anything, he knew that if he wanted to out-live anybody at all, he'd have to go to the mall. ...or...um... he could go Night of the living dead and go to the house, but that place wasn't safe at all, nuh, uh.
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