this is why i miss sma more than my formerly skinny tummy

May 04, 2004 14:57

browneyedgirlNYC: don't you hate it when your brain says, ok we're going out the door now and your body just stays on the chair?
Yellowsub1984: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Yellowsub1984: YES
Yellowsub1984: hahahaha
Yellowsub1984: that is so my life
browneyedgirlNYC: :-)
browneyedgirlNYC: it's like, ok, one foot, up, down, MOVE! and they just don't go anywhere.
Yellowsub1984: so college
browneyedgirlNYC: maybe we need new synapses.
Yellowsub1984: i need more than new synapses
Yellowsub1984: i need 1) new sexnapses
Yellowsub1984: 2) new italiannapses
Yellowsub1984: 3) new sleepnapses
browneyedgirlNYC: how 'bout new hotnapses and new wittynapses and new fuck-alice-just-open-up-a-goddamn-book-and-study-napses
browneyedgirlNYC: or a new uterus.
Yellowsub1984: yeah, def
Yellowsub1984: shit yeah
Yellowsub1984: i got my period while walking to gourmet heaven with amanda yesterday
browneyedgirlNYC): UGH
Yellowsub1984: and got mad at her for not reminding me that she had gotten hers
Yellowsub1984: bc we're on teh same cycle
browneyedgirlNYC: that's terrible! right before eating?
browneyedgirlNYC: hahahha.
Yellowsub1984: yah
browneyedgirlNYC: yeah, some of my friends get theirs and don't tell mea nd then it's like, but i thought i had another week!
browneyedgirlNYC: but nope, i went to the bathrom and it turned out that that was NOT the case.
Yellowsub1984: haha
browneyedgirlNYC: by the way, can you tell me why uterus is MASCULINE?
browneyedgirlNYC: that makes NO sense to me..
Yellowsub1984): good q
browneyedgirlNYC: i mean, if i have to deal with the pain, at least make it feminine! (or stop the cramps)
Yellowsub1984): i know, man
browneyedgirlNYC: *whimper*
browneyedgirlNYC: dude.
browneyedgirlNYC: i'm sick.
browneyedgirlNYC: i'm a fucking gimp.
browneyedgirlNYC: and i have cramps.
Yellowsub1984: and you have to study
browneyedgirlNYC: does anyone else think life's unfair?
browneyedgirlNYC: that too...
Yellowsub1984: at least we don't have crabs
browneyedgirlNYC: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
browneyedgirlNYC: yes, that's true.
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