Things I Wonder About
Is there tech support for deities? What would that be like?
"Thank you for calling Technical Support, can I have your customer number?"
"Ok, and what is your name?"
"Thank you, and how can I help you today?"Mmmhmm... I see... Alright, so no one is dying? Ok, may I please have permission to access your universe?"
"Thank you. This will be just a few minutes while I review your log fil... aha... I see. You've set your cell decay rate to 0, which would explain the problem you're having. You'll want to correct that setting... "Yeah, that's not a problem. We recommend a few natural disasters. That should clear it right up."
"Is there anything else I can do for you today?"
"Ok, great. Just so you know, you may get a survey about this call. If you would fill that out and return it, I'd appreciate it."
"Well, thank you very much. You too. Have a great day. Bye!"
To coworkers: ZOMG. HOW many times do they have to be told NOT to set the cell decay rate to zer...
"Thank you for calling Technical Support, can I have your customer number?"
"Ok, and what is your name?"
"Thank you, and how can I help you today?"
"Unfortunately, sir, I can't tell you what animals are most desirable to the females on your planet. You may wish to experiment or review your log files. That is outside of the realm of our support. Is there anything else I can do for you today?"
"Ok, great. Just so you know, you may get a survey about this call. If you would fill that out and return it, I'd appreciate it."
"Well, thank you very much. You too. Have a great day. Bye!"
To coworkers: Hi, I kan haz no sexings from teh gurlz. I kan B animal? I swear, these deities are all...
"Thank you for calling Technical Support, can I have your customer number?"
"Thank you for calling Technical Support, can I have your customer number?"
"Ok, and what is your name?"
"Thank you, and how can I help you today?"Mmmhmm... I see... Alright, so no one is dying? Ok, may I please have permission to access your universe?"
"Thank you. This will be just a few minutes while I review your log fil... aha... I see. You've set your cell decay rate to 0, which would explain the problem you're having. You'll want to correct that setting... "Yeah, that's not a problem. We recommend a few natural disasters. That should clear it right up."
"Is there anything else I can do for you today?"
"Ok, great. Just so you know, you may get a survey about this call. If you would fill that out and return it, I'd appreciate it."
"Well, thank you very much. You too. Have a great day. Bye!"
To coworkers: ZOMG. HOW many times do they have to be told NOT to set the cell decay rate to zer...
"Thank you for calling Technical Support, can I have your customer number?"
"Ok, and what is your name?"
"Thank you, and how can I help you today?"
"Unfortunately, sir, I can't tell you what animals are most desirable to the females on your planet. You may wish to experiment or review your log files. That is outside of the realm of our support. Is there anything else I can do for you today?"
"Ok, great. Just so you know, you may get a survey about this call. If you would fill that out and return it, I'd appreciate it."
"Well, thank you very much. You too. Have a great day. Bye!"
To coworkers: Hi, I kan haz no sexings from teh gurlz. I kan B animal? I swear, these deities are all...
"Thank you for calling Technical Support, can I have your customer number?"