Jun 09, 2008 03:03
Well, it's official.
Merrick spent an entire DAY trying to revive my rabbit, and it's dead. Apparently, years of kiegels are too much for the poor thing to handle. I snapped the shaft of the vibrator. With my twat. Now, he credits me as the only woman ever to be able to push him fully out of me (and on multiple occasions. NOT my fault... I was having a bazillion orgasms at the time...), and I don't want to know what I've done to his fist.
Epoxy and much very delicate care, and the tip now kinda vibrates, though the clit stim still works. I broke my rabbit. *CRIES* And the sad thing is, there's no point in me getting another one, cuz I'd just break it, too.
I don't have a cunt... I have the jaws of life, apparently. :(
On the plus side, he did manage to repair my rose crop (the first day I got it, he broke it over my ass... he's repaired it with epoxy, rather than the stitching, so yay.)
My vibrator, while halfway functional, is effectively dead. I r teh saddest ponie.