Womenz
Okay, So I just got back from a first date with a like minded atheist. I cannot believe how opposite we are. She's self admittedly not very technologically hip. When we sat down she said, "I spied on you on the internet." Anyone I know would have said, "I googled you." It's not really spying if it's public knowledge. I mean, if she found any of the pornos I've starred in, it would be a fair cop and not "spying" at all.
She's so soft spoken that I can barely hear her. Without even trying she could pull a "sphinctersayswhat" on me, and even then I'd ask her to repeat it several times.
I think the thing that bothers me about her though is that she's so incredibly passive that it just becomes inefficient. An example of this would be us entering a book store. Up to this point the crowds or lack thereof had allowed me to easily sweep past her and open the door. We were approaching the door; the crouds of people were building up on either side of us. The narrow, two lane wide entrance of the store had as many people crowding out of it as in. So we were effectively headed along our single lane toward the door with her in front. The area to the right was the "you're rude of you enter from this angle to the right." Suddenly she just stopped dead in her tracks. Because we were moving along at a fair clip. I actually ran into her and even with my arm stretched out fully, I couldn't even touch the door so I had to push past her half assedly. I don't mind opening the door for people, any people at all (not just women), but after several of these episodes it began to seem like a demand rather than a courtesy.
I'm not sure if this is a deal breaker or not but we are definitely not in sync. She had a couple good observations about my character and so I think maybe she's a slow thinker, like me.
Now I have to sit here and wonder if I'm being a neurotic "she has man hands!" seinfeld character.
-me
She's so soft spoken that I can barely hear her. Without even trying she could pull a "sphinctersayswhat" on me, and even then I'd ask her to repeat it several times.
I think the thing that bothers me about her though is that she's so incredibly passive that it just becomes inefficient. An example of this would be us entering a book store. Up to this point the crowds or lack thereof had allowed me to easily sweep past her and open the door. We were approaching the door; the crouds of people were building up on either side of us. The narrow, two lane wide entrance of the store had as many people crowding out of it as in. So we were effectively headed along our single lane toward the door with her in front. The area to the right was the "you're rude of you enter from this angle to the right." Suddenly she just stopped dead in her tracks. Because we were moving along at a fair clip. I actually ran into her and even with my arm stretched out fully, I couldn't even touch the door so I had to push past her half assedly. I don't mind opening the door for people, any people at all (not just women), but after several of these episodes it began to seem like a demand rather than a courtesy.
I'm not sure if this is a deal breaker or not but we are definitely not in sync. She had a couple good observations about my character and so I think maybe she's a slow thinker, like me.
Now I have to sit here and wonder if I'm being a neurotic "she has man hands!" seinfeld character.
-me