9.

[varian_king]

Oh, how fun.

I think I'll go out to watch~

Comments

[antiknightly]

You must have one seriously messed up sense of humor if you find innocent people suffering because of these overgrown lizards amusing.

[varian_king]

And you must be on seriously idiotic person to not realize I don't care~

[antiknightly]

Bet you'd care if one of those things was slow roasting your happy ass for dinner right now.

[varian_king]

How would I care? I'd be dead~

[antiknightly]

Who knows, maybe you taste simply horrible and the dragon would've spit you out, leaving you lying there half-dead with a missing leg while it got bloody diarrhea. Man, I'd feel sorry for that poor dragon.

[varian_king]

I'd learn to cope~

Being eaten by a dragon sounds ten steps better than looking at your face~

[antiknightly]

It'd be a huge improvement, actually.

Oh that hurts, Sunshine, but my ugly face has nothing on that hideous mask you're wearing right now.

[varian_king]

I have to wear a mask or else I would be caught for all those times I fucked your mom~

[antiknightly]

What an utter shame that I've never met my mom so I could actually get all worked up over that totally original insult. Wish she'd have better taste in the kids she screws around with, though.

[varian_king]

That's all right~ I usually have better taste in women too~

[antiknightly]

Ones that have been dead and buried in the ground for about two, three weeks?

[varian_king]

How did you know~?

[antiknightly]

Lucky guess.