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[varian_king]

I'm so disappointed that he doesn't want to visit me over our break~ So heartbroken and crushed~ Whatever will I do to keep myself entertained~? Maybe it's time to get a new plaything.

So many relatives in our house and my dear baby brother still refuses to share a bed with me. What a shame~ It gets so lonely at night~

Comments

[krokodilstranen]

You poor thing. Don't worry, it could be worse, he could be dead and so physically unable to share a bed with you! That would be even more lonely, wouldn't it?

[varian_king]

That would be terrible. I don't know what I would do with myself.

[krokodilstranen]

You'd cry, wouldn't you? Or maybe you'd dig up his body and put him in bed anyway. Oh, dear, then you might get arrested for grave robbing!

[varian_king]

The loneliness might drive me insane and lead me to necrophilia. Then I would certainly be arrested~

[varian_prince]

Whoever could you be talking about, dear Brother~?

[varian_king]

They're not important anymore~

[varian_prince]

Oh~?

[varian_king]

Only you're important to me now, Brother~

[b_abyshark]

I don't want to FUCKing think what your house is like.

[varian_king]

It's amazing, of course.