I got a puppy! MY OWN.
Fuckin' Mel's mom thinks we're "too immature" (read: drug addicts) to take care of a dog, so she won't give us Niko, the Collie I previously mentioned.
Never fear, I warn you of extreme, utter cuteness and adorable-overload.
My darling Jeffie-Foofhead is holding him. He's an 8 week old teacup purebred Chihuahua.
His name is Chomper Pepe` Juan Jose` Friis.
He's very multi-cultural.