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[cleaverusername]

Perfect, just perfect. Not only do I find myself in a completely unknown place, but it seems the only communication device here is rather ancient.

Whatever.

Is anyone even getting this message at all? It'd be rather nice if you tried to be useful for once in your life and actually explain what's happening.

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[trendyest]

[ She's not even looking at the camera, but busily sketching something on a sketchpad. ]

Maybe if you asked nicely.

[cleaverusername]

[he sighs, then puts a hand on his forehead]

Right, of course. Would you please tell me where the hell I am, idiot?

[trendyest]

[ She rolls her eyes as she smudges something out. ]

You're on Vardskepp, a huge, floating cruise ship, and you can't get off, just like the rest of us.

[cleaverusername]

...

Is this still in Seresia?

[trendyest]

We're not even on Earth, let alone wherever that is.

[cleaverusername]

Earth..? What an original name for a place. Whatever.

[he sighs]