advice: don't faint/get hit on the head at 11:30 and go scaring the neighbours - you wont remember.
Guess who was the suspected victim of a Hit and Run? Me.
Guess who crawled bleeding from her porch to the resevoir? Me.
Guess how many neighbours came out to help? Zero.
Guess how many called the cops? 3.
Guess who looked like one scary bloody mfucker, possibly just done in by gang members? Me, according to the neighbours statements.
Guess who's pooped and wants to wash their hair after being stitched and investigated?
MEEE.
I'll write more later on... kind of a bizarre story.
Guess who crawled bleeding from her porch to the resevoir? Me.
Guess how many neighbours came out to help? Zero.
Guess how many called the cops? 3.
Guess who looked like one scary bloody mfucker, possibly just done in by gang members? Me, according to the neighbours statements.
Guess who's pooped and wants to wash their hair after being stitched and investigated?
MEEE.
I'll write more later on... kind of a bizarre story.