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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In April, I sacrificed holeyemmo to Cthulhu (500 points). In July, I exposed starkistasis to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Yesterday, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In June, I rescued holeyemmo from being sacrificed (-200 points). In January, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (750 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
varanusdraconus
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