Texas Independence Day

[vaquero_tex]

Austin has finally made his way back. HQ, which had been oh so nice enough to let him go home for Texas Independence Day (Read as the mun is stupid and forgot), has now seen fit to bring him back. He’s laying on the couch, legs crossed over each other and hat over his face. Low snores can be heard under the hat, and a lone bottle of beer sits

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[rouge_me]

[ He slams into his door, maybe it's the massive hangover or the weight of the giant cluster of beads around his neck... not to mention a mask is slid right over his eyes and he can't see. ]

Aw shi- godamned door's always gettin'.... why's there a' gerbil in ma' pockit!? w-wait tha's ma' cellphone...

[louisiane]

[ Guess who else has a hang over, two thumbs (for now) and but doesn't give a crap?

Louisiana! He's handling himself with slightly more grace though mostly due to the cane, even if his pony tail is slightly more sloppy than usual with stray hairs sticking out. Worth it though, this has been one of his better years, yes yes.

...But he clearly sees Texas - and Louisiana has clearly no self restraint. He can't resist! Time to take out a kazoo... Leans in slightly...

...And you get the picture. ]

[vaquero_tex]

He snorts, sitting up instantly and snatching the hat off his face to bat Louisianne away with.
"Gotdamn, can't a man sleep in his own bed without you two bargin' in?"
He rubs at his eyes tiredly, hungover to hell and back (not that he'd admit. He can drink anyone under the table dammit.)

[rouge_me]

[ He smells the doorknob and looks back at the Texan ]

Ahm.... hungry. Can ya make me one a' dem giant breakfast burrito thangs?

[louisiane]

[ He's lightly pushed aside, and laughs - leaning on his cane as he slowly steps away. ]

Now is that anyway to treat your wonderful neighbors Austin? We were just strollin' along to throw ya a belated celebration~

[vaquero_tex]

He snorted, stuffing the hat on his head as low as it could go. Why is it so damned bright here? His room isn't this bright last he saw.
"Right. An' how the Sam-hill'd you get in?"

[rouge_me]

[ He holds up a bent paperclip ]

[louisiane]

He's a really resourceful kid, isn't he?

[vaquero_tex]

He grunted in reply.
"I wonder where he could have gotten it from.

[rouge_me]

God.

[louisiane]

Exactly.

[vaquero_tex]

He grunted again.
Of course.

[rouge_me]

[ He falls over and snickers ]

God's good ta' moi...

[louisiane]

[ Louisiana is also swaying from side to side - so he puts his hand on a conveniently placed table. ]

That's right Leeroy, it's good of 'im ta have ya.

[vaquero_tex]

He raised an eyebrow at the two of them.
"You're both still drunk aren't you."

[rouge_me]

NO!...

m-maybe a lil'....