Thinking not kind of good sometimes
**Why are there no new ghosts? Did they totally get cheesed out in the recession too?***
***Would God make a fart that only he could hear and smell? SHOULD HE? What would Jesus say about it? Would he totally not want his dad to drop him off at school, and ask him to just drop him off at the corner?***
*** Do Rhinos use those little blue cubes that pool players use at the end of their cue sticks on their horns when no one is looking? And if they got caught by someone would they try to look cool while doing it by playing with their IPOD in between puffs of crack, like Miley Cyrus totally would? TOTALLY? Fuckers?***
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****Should people say, "WHEW" instead of "PHEW?" Which one causes the most Soul Cancer?***
*** If you could go back in time and kill Baby Hitler, would you do it, plus, would you look into his diaper and see if his baby shits smell worse than less evil baby shits?****
***I just saw a report about a dog that lost its hind legs. They wanted to give him front wheels to move around easier, But I think they should give him a front pogo stick. Dogs always look happier when they're jumping. Hooray!!***
** FOr some reason, people are afraid of Chupacabras, creatures who suck the blood out of goats. Are they terrified of the sight of seeing their Goats Attacked, or by the Oral sex that happens to the goats first? Is it morally wrong of the goats if they appear to enjoy it, instead of praying? ****
I should get some sleep now.
***Would God make a fart that only he could hear and smell? SHOULD HE? What would Jesus say about it? Would he totally not want his dad to drop him off at school, and ask him to just drop him off at the corner?***
*** Do Rhinos use those little blue cubes that pool players use at the end of their cue sticks on their horns when no one is looking? And if they got caught by someone would they try to look cool while doing it by playing with their IPOD in between puffs of crack, like Miley Cyrus totally would? TOTALLY? Fuckers?***
,
****Should people say, "WHEW" instead of "PHEW?" Which one causes the most Soul Cancer?***
*** If you could go back in time and kill Baby Hitler, would you do it, plus, would you look into his diaper and see if his baby shits smell worse than less evil baby shits?****
***I just saw a report about a dog that lost its hind legs. They wanted to give him front wheels to move around easier, But I think they should give him a front pogo stick. Dogs always look happier when they're jumping. Hooray!!***
** FOr some reason, people are afraid of Chupacabras, creatures who suck the blood out of goats. Are they terrified of the sight of seeing their Goats Attacked, or by the Oral sex that happens to the goats first? Is it morally wrong of the goats if they appear to enjoy it, instead of praying? ****
I should get some sleep now.