Doctors and um, nothing actually

Sep 13, 2010 14:19

Went to get my botox and filler done Saturday. Thankfully the woman that does the training did the "difficult" stuff, cause the Plastic Surgeon from the states she was training looked like a poor mans Cindy Lauper with her stupid 80 outfit and ponytail on the side of her damned head. Women of a certain age shouldn't wear anything that stupid!
Cindy and I were alone in the office for a bit chit chatting before the session began and I joked that I at least had to know her name before she had her way with my face. Due to the trainer doing a lot of the work she stood in front of me giving me the googly eyes. Winking, eyebrow waggling. Kinda disturbing cause I'm not into vagine but moreso because Hello, you're a fucking Doctor could you behave with a modicum of professionality?
ACK.
Then this morning I got to go for the annual pap. I hate the pap. It fucking hurts, the whole experience from speculum to scraping. I actually jumped backwards on the fucking table cause my doctor was taking his sweet ass time removing the speculum. Um, you need to be ginger going in, sure; leaving just pull that fucker out. Apparently there are two distinct kinds of cervix out there. Sensitive and non. Some women like me feel everything that touches it (hence my love of a smaller peen) some women apparently don't feel a thing and could be poked and prodded all day long. So....

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