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Jul 03, 2003 15:07

Vanyon: *taps his foot* When are you going to attack, I ask.
Arvedui:*stares* You're him then?
Vanyon: Yes. I am Vanyon, the incredibly bored. By the way you're short a stableboy now
Arvedui:Am I supposed to be thretened by this in any way? *pulls out his 'special' crossbow, starts to clean it*
Vanyon: Not unless you're a stableboy. I was just telling you, to be helpful.
Arvedui:Thank you. Well, at least it's one less salary to pay...
So why are you here anyway? *pulls out a 'special' arrow, cleans it too*
Vanyon: I'm bored? I've been waiting a terribly long time for any of you to show up. I'm beginning to think I should just try eating that young lady all over again.
Arvedui:Leave. Her. Alone. King's orders. And if you don't care about that, Vampire Hunter orders.
Vanyon: ...uh-huh. You know, Luthien was more intimidating.
Arvedui:Of course Luthien is more intimidating, she's Luthien. But I have a very good advantage. *knowck arrow into it's place on crossbow, test weight, wipes stains off with sleeve*
Vanyon: That being?
Arvedui:Well, for one, Varda likes me, and second... *aims at Vanyon's heart, shoots*
Vanyon: *grabs the arrow out of the air*
Vanyon: Varda likes a lot of people. Doesn't mean shit if she can't be fucked to actually be around to help
Vanyon: *snaps arrow and drops it*
Arvedui:Wonderful! *grins* I was hoping you'd do something like that. Very impressive. *knocks another arow, aims to about 3 feet away from Vanyon, hits barrel, sending a high-pressure stream of holy water at Vanyon*
Vanyon: ....;alsk;laks *tears off his soaked shirt and jumps at Arvedui, clawing at his neck and scrambling out the window* *drops down to the ground, skin smoking and hissing and growls, looking up* You know, I was just going to take her finger for Luthien! I think the whole arm will do. Or her damned head. *runs off to hide until his skin heals*

slinks under the palace, into the mostly collapsed catacombs

ow.

And how did your day go, beloved.
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