Why am I always angry?
New Rant of the day: I hate the saying "You need to get laid." How the fuck is sex a solution? I have a friend (no, not the proverbial "friend" but an actual one) that is just about to explode with sexual frustration. She is adamant that all she needs is a no-strings attached night. But no matter how much she says she just needs a man to give her an orgasm and be done with it, that's BULLSHIT! She needs a vibrator if all she wants is an orgasm. Sex can be just physical, don't get me wrong, but it's not a problem solver. When you've got an itch to scratch and you insist on a person scratching it, it just means that you need the human contact which belies a loneliness (at least, that's what I think). I'm sure there are exceptions, but come on now!
To clarify the context of this rant even further; I was talking to a friend and we were both signing off of iChat. I typed a happy face and then put "Have a good night sexy-face," to which he replied "Wow. You need to get laid." Ta-dah! Now, explain to me how a pet name and cheerfulness = sexual need? I don't even get that. If I go get laid I'll mellow out and refrain from calling him pet names?
1) I am always (mostly) cheerful. You don't like it, then don't fucking talk to me.
2) I don't believe in having sex without someone whom I'm not hoping to keep around, so I don't have any intension of finding a random bed-mate for the soul purpose of sucking the cheerfulness out of my voice.
3) Who the fuck do you think you are to say that to me in that manner? It's one thing to say "I think you're sexually frustrated," or what have you, but "you need to get laid," implies that I am in some sort of sexual drought that I'm struggling to deal with. Newsflash, I'm female. Unlike men, women could go out and find someone to have sex with them any day of the week. Not joking. If I felt like whoring myself out to a guy, I already know people to call. But I, in no way, want/need to fuck some guy just because you've candidly speculated about the source of my corny pet names. Fuck you and your asinine suggestion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm getting worked up over something small; per usual. But that really bothers me. So, I guess for future reference, don't bring all that bullshit up to me. If you intensely feel a need to say something along those lines, it would do you well to be tactful and respectful. Amen.
To clarify the context of this rant even further; I was talking to a friend and we were both signing off of iChat. I typed a happy face and then put "Have a good night sexy-face," to which he replied "Wow. You need to get laid." Ta-dah! Now, explain to me how a pet name and cheerfulness = sexual need? I don't even get that. If I go get laid I'll mellow out and refrain from calling him pet names?
1) I am always (mostly) cheerful. You don't like it, then don't fucking talk to me.
2) I don't believe in having sex without someone whom I'm not hoping to keep around, so I don't have any intension of finding a random bed-mate for the soul purpose of sucking the cheerfulness out of my voice.
3) Who the fuck do you think you are to say that to me in that manner? It's one thing to say "I think you're sexually frustrated," or what have you, but "you need to get laid," implies that I am in some sort of sexual drought that I'm struggling to deal with. Newsflash, I'm female. Unlike men, women could go out and find someone to have sex with them any day of the week. Not joking. If I felt like whoring myself out to a guy, I already know people to call. But I, in no way, want/need to fuck some guy just because you've candidly speculated about the source of my corny pet names. Fuck you and your asinine suggestion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm getting worked up over something small; per usual. But that really bothers me. So, I guess for future reference, don't bring all that bullshit up to me. If you intensely feel a need to say something along those lines, it would do you well to be tactful and respectful. Amen.