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Apr 12, 2006 20:53

valentina said:
i love jungle jims baby sink.4 baby fingers, 3 baby sticks, baquitos, onion babies, hot baby arms and garlic bread and fries.
valentina said:
ALL FOR 19.99$
the patient said:
okay you win, but nevertheless i will say this:baby alfredo.
valentina said:
mmm baby curry
the patient said:
baby smoothies
valentina said:
Those would be awesome for right before we went down to the beach for a baby roast.
the patient said:
after sex i often get the urge to fire up the barbeque for some baby burgers
valentina said:
WHat I do, and I KNOW it's illegal, but before I prepare the meat for the burgers, I skin them, then leave the shin out to dry, until it goes into flakes and I smoke up a little of that after sex
the patient said:
i collect the skins and form them into a large sheet, then i wrap myself in it and roll down signal hill at the speed of light
the patient said:
my friday nights are always *awesome*

valentina says:
I sell the bones as the shit to make bomb shelters
the patient says:
i make them into xylophones and sell them at market prices
valentina says:
Manola Blahnik shoes are actually so expensive because I sell the soft skin from their asses for designer boots
the patient says:
i run a computer controlled baby farm in puerto rico from my basement apartment
valentina says:
We should get a merger on the go.
valentina says:
Think of the money we could get off all out products
valentina says:
we could take over the world.
the patient says:
we would probably have to destroy like every baby
valentina says:
BUt then we could also run a porn shop and pump out babies

the patient says:
and hire baby hitmen for all the human produced babies.
i dont know if i have the capital to start up the baby processing factories we'd need either
the patient says:
ooh wow
the patient says:
that takes care of that then
valentina says:
I'm totally ON the ball.
We'd be riiiiich
the patient says:
hahhaha
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