I love when people I don't know try to screw with me.
So really, take a few minutes to read this,
It will make you laugh.
i like it : hey
x new addictions: hello hello
i like it : what are you doing
x new addictions: browsing the infinate abyss that is myspace.
x new addictions: you?
i like it : nothing much i am so bored out of my mind
x new addictions: why is that?
i like it : i dont know
i like it : nothing to do by me
x new addictions: ah ha
i like it : how old are you
x new addictions: 18
i like it : oh i'm 17
i like it : whats your name
x new addictions: Leah
x new addictions: and you are...
i like it : stephanie
i like it : what are you mexican what????????
i like it : are you there
x new addictions: yep.
i like it : what are you
x new addictions: I'm more white than white out, if that's what you were wondering.
i like it : lol
i like it : that's funnny
i like it : (funny)
x new addictions: yeah, well, it's not exactly true, but i think you understood.
i like it : yeah
i like it : i'm white to
i like it : so what do you want to talk about
x new addictions: are you in school?
i like it : yeah
i like it : you
i like it : you in school
x new addictions: College.
my first semester.
i like it : hey i need to ask you something
x new addictions: okay
i like it : do you have a gurl
x new addictions: do i what?
i like it : hold on
i like it : ok i'm back
i like it : sorry for takeing long
x new addictions: it's okay
i like it : do you have a girlfriend
x new addictions: I like boys.
i like it : you do
x new addictions: I do.
i like it : why
x new addictions: I don't know, I guess i'm just programmed that way.
i like it : oh that fine
i like it : where do you live
x new addictions: Florida
x new addictions: you?
i like it : plainfield
i like it : so what do you want to talk about
x new addictions: Pasta.
i like it : pasta
x new addictions: I don't really, i just happened to be eating pasta.
i like it : oh i love pasta
x new addictions: pasta = my favorite.
i like it : me to we have something in common
i like it : :-D
x new addictions: actually, feed me italian food and i'm happy.
i like it : sorry i dont have any
i like it : lol
x new addictions: I do, so i'm good
i like it : yeah
i like it : :-*well i guest i have to like somebody else
x new addictions: I'm guessin
i like it : guessin what
x new addictions: i have no idea
i like it : lol
i like it : so if i told you that i like you would you care and like me back or no you wont
x new addictions: I'm thinking since I really am attracted to the male population, that it probably wouldn't work out.
i like it : allright but cant you like both my friend like girls and boys
i like it : please
i like it wants to directly connect.
x new addictions declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
x new addictions: opps
x new addictions: sorry
i like it : that cool will you
x new addictions: will I?
i like it : like both please
x new addictions: I don't even know you.
Plus, i've never been attracted to girls.
i like it : your whole life you liked boys
i like it : \not girls
x new addictions: yep.
Been chasin' the fellas since i was a wee las.
i like it : dont you want puzzy
x new addictions: I can't say that I do.
and for the record, i really hate that word.
i like it : oh sorry
i like it : well you want to be friends
x new addictions: it's alright.
and sure
i like it : cool
i like it : so
x new addictions: where is plainfield?
i like it : i dont know bye chicago
i like it : i think
x new addictions: you think?
i like it : yeah
i like it : lol
x new addictions: So, how did you get my screenname?
i like it : my friend she went on xanga and she gave it to me
x new addictions: oh
i like it : yeah what do you want to talk about
i like it : hello
i like it : are u there
x new addictions: yeah,
i like it : so what do you want to talk about
x new addictions: Why is coke so addicting?
i like it : why do you do it
x new addictions: I meant, the soda, but yeah, i do it cause it's good.
i like it : oh because coke is good soda
x new addictions: yep
x new addictions: i guess that could explain it
i like it : yeah
i like it : you live bye yourself or with your parents
x new addictions: My mom and sister.
I haven't made the big leap yet.
i like it : hold on real fast
i like it : sorry my baby woke up
x new addictions: your baby?
i like it : yeah my baby
i like it : why
x new addictions: just wondering, if you meant, baby as in infant, or as in significant other
i like it : my child
i like it : why am i to young
x new addictions: aww.
how old.
x new addictions: no
i like it : i just had her 1 week ago a baby girl
x new addictions: aww. what's her name?
i like it : rachel
i like it : rachel marie
x new addictions: I bet shes beautiful
i like it : yeah she is
i like it : i love her so much
x new addictions: Aww.
That's really soo cute.
Though it must be pretty tough.
I work at a daycare with 2 year olds, and they are a handful.
And I only work with them.
i like it : i do the some thing at my house and i have little ones all sizes the bigger ones are in the pain in the ass
i like it : same
x new addictions: this is very true
i like it : yep
i like it : so so so what now
i like it : are you going to be on tomorrow to
i like it : i am
i like it : hello are you there
x new addictions: yeah, sorry.
my friend is having a crisis.
and i should be on
i like it : oh
i like it : a what
x new addictions: She's having a rough time right now
i like it : oh i got you
i like it : are you going to be on tomorrow
i like it : ????????????????????
x new addictions: should be
i like it : oh cool
x new addictions: yep
i like it : do you have any pictures of you
x new addictions: on my myspace.
link in profile
i like it : oh
i like it : hold on
i like it : ok
i like it : ok i'm back
i like it : ask me something
x new addictions: What are your feelings reguarding president Bush?
i like it : i dont know i dont hate him and i dont like him
i like it : hold on i need to use the bath room
x new addictions: enjoy
i like it : i'm back lol
i like it : :-)
i like it : my boyfriend said hey
x new addictions: hi boyfriend!
i like it : hey whats up
x new addictions: Composition homework.
it's pretty cool.
only no.
What's up with you?
i like it : nothing just yelling at my girl
i like it : she is being a bitch
i like it : do you have a girlfriend
i like it : hello
i like it : are u there
x new addictions: no girlfriend here
i like it : some where else
i like it : hello
x new addictions: no, i don't have one at all.
x new addictions: i'm all about the fellas
i like it : you are me to but dont tell my girl
i like it : ok
i like it : promise
x new addictions: what?
i like it : i like boys but dont tell my girlfriend
x new addictions: oh
x new addictions: sweet
x new addictions: hit that shit!
i like it : yeah
i like it : hold on
i like it : i'm back ask me something
x new addictions: So you like boys and girls?
i like it : no boys i'm her boy friend
x new addictions: you said you like the fellas
i like it : yeah i do
x new addictions: so you just like boys?
i like it : yeah
x new addictions: ahh.
wait.
are you the baby's daddy?
i like it : no she had a baby
i like it : with who
x new addictions: I don't know.
I'm new.
i like it : oh
i like it : i will ask her
x new addictions: okay?
i like it : she said see was sleeping with guys
x new addictions: are you upset?
i like it : hell yeah i did every thing to make her happy
x new addictions: uh oh.
baby mama drama
i like it : she said she fucked 3 guys
x new addictions: Cute.
x new addictions: she doesn't know who the Dad is?
i like it : no
x new addictions: time for a paternity test
i like it : lol
x new addictions: Oh yeah, 3 babies daddies. Hilarious.
i like it : i will fuckin kill her if she was sleeping with any of my boys
x new addictions: Oh shit son. Not your boys.
x new addictions: i'd shit
i like it : hold on
i like it : i'm back
x new addictions: So was it one of your boys?
Did you have to lay the smack down to find out?
i like it : yeah all my boys
i like it : 3 of them
x new addictions: shit son
i like it : yeah
x new addictions: Wow, this is like a bad episode of jerry springer.
i like it : lol
i like it : hold on
i like it : i'm back
x new addictions: so it's not your kid?
i like it : no
x new addictions: so that rules out one
i like it : i need to use the bath room hold on 1min
x new addictions: don't talk dirty to me
i like it : what
i like it : hello
i like it : are u there
x new addictions: yes
i like it : ok talk to me
x new addictions: I really just want to know who the dad is.
i like it : oh i dont know
x new addictions: damn.
I hate cliffhangers.
i like it : lol
i like it : she just told me she was sleeping with 5 of my friends
x new addictions: that a bit slutty.
She should get tested.
x new addictions: i bet she got the HIV
i like it : lol
x new addictions: No really, you gotta look out for that.
x new addictions: it'll eff you up
i like it : yeah she said she will be tested
x new addictions: good.
that baby needs a mama and a papa.
or five papas.
whatever works.
i like it : lol
x new addictions: such a strange acronym.
l o l.
laugh out loud.
lots of laughs.
x new addictions: the meaning varies, yet it mean the same thing
i like it : i know
i like it : she telling me that she is sorry
x new addictions: do you believe her?
i like it : maybe
i like it : she did that because i was not down here
x new addictions: I think sleeping with one of your friends might be cause to reconsider, but five?
i'm thinking no.
i like it : oh i dont know
x new addictions: Five of your bros.
she fucked you over good.
I guess it's a good thing you like boys.
i like it : yeah
x new addictions: you should go fuck one of her boys
i like it : yeah i should
x new addictions: DO IT!!!!!
i like it : ok
x new addictions: so i guess i'm gonna lose a new friend then
i like it : why
x new addictions: because i'm telling you to eff her buddies
i like it : she wont care she will still be your friend
x new addictions: sweet.
i like it : why you dont want to lose her as a friend
x new addictions: because i haven't had a real friend in 8 years.
i like it : what
i like it : yeah she is a good person she tell you the truth and she wont ever lie to you
x new addictions: The myspace link in my profile is actually my sister.
I have a disease that makes me not able to go out into the sun.
Plus, i'm have tourettes.
So people think i'm a freak.
I'm an agoraphobic.
and my disease causes hair loss.
i look like a naked mole rat.
i like it : dont say that
x new addictions: :-( it's true.
I'm sorry i lied.
i like it : you lied
x new addictions: i lied about who i was
i like it : you are not gay
x new addictions: No, i like boys, but they don't like me.
Actually, i've never met a real boy my age, except my brother and his friends. they think i'm a freak.
they laugh at me.
I've never been kissed.
Maybe i should be a lesbian.
x new addictions: my diseases make my life really hard.
i like it : your not a girl so you cant be a lesbian
x new addictions: I am a girl
i like it : you are
x new addictions: yeah
x new addictions: i'm katie.
x new addictions: i'm 20
i like it : hey
i like it : why did you lie
i like it : to me
x new addictions: Because I wanted friends.
You just seemed so nice.
i'm ugly and lame and i have diseases that make it hard for me to live life.
I'm an agoraphobic, I have a disease that makes me unable to go in the sun, and my hair falls out.
I really love the internet because it's the only place i could have friends.
i'm sorry
i like it : thats alright i am not mad and i know you can get friends and dont say that to your self that your ugly because no body in the world is ugly
x new addictions: thanks, but thats not true.
everyone says i'm ugly.
my parents even put me up for adoption because they said that mom should have had an abortion.
And I'm sorry, i lied again.
I don't have any siblings like i said before.
I'm not in college.
I live in a hospital. The myspace profile is some random persons.
I just am soo lonely.
x new addictions: And i'm sorry that i didn't mention it before but i'm a pathelogical liar.
i like it : dont say that i cany belieave then are doing that they shoud love you for who you are not what you look like
x new addictions: yeah well.
some people are cruel
x new addictions: all i really want is to have sex for the first time.
will you deflower me?
i like it : i know but thats yur parents they shoud not do that to you
x new addictions: I'm sorry. i can't talk about them. it's too hard.
I have to go take some opiates now.
i like it : are you going to stay on or you leaving
x new addictions: I have to go...
I'm just so upset
x new addictions: i'm sorry i lied to you
x new addictions: please forgive me
i like it : i forgive you
i like it : i hope you feel beter bye are you going to be on tomorrow
I am one sarcasic asshole.
But that's why i'm cool.
It will make you laugh.
i like it : hey
x new addictions: hello hello
i like it : what are you doing
x new addictions: browsing the infinate abyss that is myspace.
x new addictions: you?
i like it : nothing much i am so bored out of my mind
x new addictions: why is that?
i like it : i dont know
i like it : nothing to do by me
x new addictions: ah ha
i like it : how old are you
x new addictions: 18
i like it : oh i'm 17
i like it : whats your name
x new addictions: Leah
x new addictions: and you are...
i like it : stephanie
i like it : what are you mexican what????????
i like it : are you there
x new addictions: yep.
i like it : what are you
x new addictions: I'm more white than white out, if that's what you were wondering.
i like it : lol
i like it : that's funnny
i like it : (funny)
x new addictions: yeah, well, it's not exactly true, but i think you understood.
i like it : yeah
i like it : i'm white to
i like it : so what do you want to talk about
x new addictions: are you in school?
i like it : yeah
i like it : you
i like it : you in school
x new addictions: College.
my first semester.
i like it : hey i need to ask you something
x new addictions: okay
i like it : do you have a gurl
x new addictions: do i what?
i like it : hold on
i like it : ok i'm back
i like it : sorry for takeing long
x new addictions: it's okay
i like it : do you have a girlfriend
x new addictions: I like boys.
i like it : you do
x new addictions: I do.
i like it : why
x new addictions: I don't know, I guess i'm just programmed that way.
i like it : oh that fine
i like it : where do you live
x new addictions: Florida
x new addictions: you?
i like it : plainfield
i like it : so what do you want to talk about
x new addictions: Pasta.
i like it : pasta
x new addictions: I don't really, i just happened to be eating pasta.
i like it : oh i love pasta
x new addictions: pasta = my favorite.
i like it : me to we have something in common
i like it : :-D
x new addictions: actually, feed me italian food and i'm happy.
i like it : sorry i dont have any
i like it : lol
x new addictions: I do, so i'm good
i like it : yeah
i like it : :-*well i guest i have to like somebody else
x new addictions: I'm guessin
i like it : guessin what
x new addictions: i have no idea
i like it : lol
i like it : so if i told you that i like you would you care and like me back or no you wont
x new addictions: I'm thinking since I really am attracted to the male population, that it probably wouldn't work out.
i like it : allright but cant you like both my friend like girls and boys
i like it : please
i like it wants to directly connect.
x new addictions declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
x new addictions: opps
x new addictions: sorry
i like it : that cool will you
x new addictions: will I?
i like it : like both please
x new addictions: I don't even know you.
Plus, i've never been attracted to girls.
i like it : your whole life you liked boys
i like it : \not girls
x new addictions: yep.
Been chasin' the fellas since i was a wee las.
i like it : dont you want puzzy
x new addictions: I can't say that I do.
and for the record, i really hate that word.
i like it : oh sorry
i like it : well you want to be friends
x new addictions: it's alright.
and sure
i like it : cool
i like it : so
x new addictions: where is plainfield?
i like it : i dont know bye chicago
i like it : i think
x new addictions: you think?
i like it : yeah
i like it : lol
x new addictions: So, how did you get my screenname?
i like it : my friend she went on xanga and she gave it to me
x new addictions: oh
i like it : yeah what do you want to talk about
i like it : hello
i like it : are u there
x new addictions: yeah,
i like it : so what do you want to talk about
x new addictions: Why is coke so addicting?
i like it : why do you do it
x new addictions: I meant, the soda, but yeah, i do it cause it's good.
i like it : oh because coke is good soda
x new addictions: yep
x new addictions: i guess that could explain it
i like it : yeah
i like it : you live bye yourself or with your parents
x new addictions: My mom and sister.
I haven't made the big leap yet.
i like it : hold on real fast
i like it : sorry my baby woke up
x new addictions: your baby?
i like it : yeah my baby
i like it : why
x new addictions: just wondering, if you meant, baby as in infant, or as in significant other
i like it : my child
i like it : why am i to young
x new addictions: aww.
how old.
x new addictions: no
i like it : i just had her 1 week ago a baby girl
x new addictions: aww. what's her name?
i like it : rachel
i like it : rachel marie
x new addictions: I bet shes beautiful
i like it : yeah she is
i like it : i love her so much
x new addictions: Aww.
That's really soo cute.
Though it must be pretty tough.
I work at a daycare with 2 year olds, and they are a handful.
And I only work with them.
i like it : i do the some thing at my house and i have little ones all sizes the bigger ones are in the pain in the ass
i like it : same
x new addictions: this is very true
i like it : yep
i like it : so so so what now
i like it : are you going to be on tomorrow to
i like it : i am
i like it : hello are you there
x new addictions: yeah, sorry.
my friend is having a crisis.
and i should be on
i like it : oh
i like it : a what
x new addictions: She's having a rough time right now
i like it : oh i got you
i like it : are you going to be on tomorrow
i like it : ????????????????????
x new addictions: should be
i like it : oh cool
x new addictions: yep
i like it : do you have any pictures of you
x new addictions: on my myspace.
link in profile
i like it : oh
i like it : hold on
i like it : ok
i like it : ok i'm back
i like it : ask me something
x new addictions: What are your feelings reguarding president Bush?
i like it : i dont know i dont hate him and i dont like him
i like it : hold on i need to use the bath room
x new addictions: enjoy
i like it : i'm back lol
i like it : :-)
i like it : my boyfriend said hey
x new addictions: hi boyfriend!
i like it : hey whats up
x new addictions: Composition homework.
it's pretty cool.
only no.
What's up with you?
i like it : nothing just yelling at my girl
i like it : she is being a bitch
i like it : do you have a girlfriend
i like it : hello
i like it : are u there
x new addictions: no girlfriend here
i like it : some where else
i like it : hello
x new addictions: no, i don't have one at all.
x new addictions: i'm all about the fellas
i like it : you are me to but dont tell my girl
i like it : ok
i like it : promise
x new addictions: what?
i like it : i like boys but dont tell my girlfriend
x new addictions: oh
x new addictions: sweet
x new addictions: hit that shit!
i like it : yeah
i like it : hold on
i like it : i'm back ask me something
x new addictions: So you like boys and girls?
i like it : no boys i'm her boy friend
x new addictions: you said you like the fellas
i like it : yeah i do
x new addictions: so you just like boys?
i like it : yeah
x new addictions: ahh.
wait.
are you the baby's daddy?
i like it : no she had a baby
i like it : with who
x new addictions: I don't know.
I'm new.
i like it : oh
i like it : i will ask her
x new addictions: okay?
i like it : she said see was sleeping with guys
x new addictions: are you upset?
i like it : hell yeah i did every thing to make her happy
x new addictions: uh oh.
baby mama drama
i like it : she said she fucked 3 guys
x new addictions: Cute.
x new addictions: she doesn't know who the Dad is?
i like it : no
x new addictions: time for a paternity test
i like it : lol
x new addictions: Oh yeah, 3 babies daddies. Hilarious.
i like it : i will fuckin kill her if she was sleeping with any of my boys
x new addictions: Oh shit son. Not your boys.
x new addictions: i'd shit
i like it : hold on
i like it : i'm back
x new addictions: So was it one of your boys?
Did you have to lay the smack down to find out?
i like it : yeah all my boys
i like it : 3 of them
x new addictions: shit son
i like it : yeah
x new addictions: Wow, this is like a bad episode of jerry springer.
i like it : lol
i like it : hold on
i like it : i'm back
x new addictions: so it's not your kid?
i like it : no
x new addictions: so that rules out one
i like it : i need to use the bath room hold on 1min
x new addictions: don't talk dirty to me
i like it : what
i like it : hello
i like it : are u there
x new addictions: yes
i like it : ok talk to me
x new addictions: I really just want to know who the dad is.
i like it : oh i dont know
x new addictions: damn.
I hate cliffhangers.
i like it : lol
i like it : she just told me she was sleeping with 5 of my friends
x new addictions: that a bit slutty.
She should get tested.
x new addictions: i bet she got the HIV
i like it : lol
x new addictions: No really, you gotta look out for that.
x new addictions: it'll eff you up
i like it : yeah she said she will be tested
x new addictions: good.
that baby needs a mama and a papa.
or five papas.
whatever works.
i like it : lol
x new addictions: such a strange acronym.
l o l.
laugh out loud.
lots of laughs.
x new addictions: the meaning varies, yet it mean the same thing
i like it : i know
i like it : she telling me that she is sorry
x new addictions: do you believe her?
i like it : maybe
i like it : she did that because i was not down here
x new addictions: I think sleeping with one of your friends might be cause to reconsider, but five?
i'm thinking no.
i like it : oh i dont know
x new addictions: Five of your bros.
she fucked you over good.
I guess it's a good thing you like boys.
i like it : yeah
x new addictions: you should go fuck one of her boys
i like it : yeah i should
x new addictions: DO IT!!!!!
i like it : ok
x new addictions: so i guess i'm gonna lose a new friend then
i like it : why
x new addictions: because i'm telling you to eff her buddies
i like it : she wont care she will still be your friend
x new addictions: sweet.
i like it : why you dont want to lose her as a friend
x new addictions: because i haven't had a real friend in 8 years.
i like it : what
i like it : yeah she is a good person she tell you the truth and she wont ever lie to you
x new addictions: The myspace link in my profile is actually my sister.
I have a disease that makes me not able to go out into the sun.
Plus, i'm have tourettes.
So people think i'm a freak.
I'm an agoraphobic.
and my disease causes hair loss.
i look like a naked mole rat.
i like it : dont say that
x new addictions: :-( it's true.
I'm sorry i lied.
i like it : you lied
x new addictions: i lied about who i was
i like it : you are not gay
x new addictions: No, i like boys, but they don't like me.
Actually, i've never met a real boy my age, except my brother and his friends. they think i'm a freak.
they laugh at me.
I've never been kissed.
Maybe i should be a lesbian.
x new addictions: my diseases make my life really hard.
i like it : your not a girl so you cant be a lesbian
x new addictions: I am a girl
i like it : you are
x new addictions: yeah
x new addictions: i'm katie.
x new addictions: i'm 20
i like it : hey
i like it : why did you lie
i like it : to me
x new addictions: Because I wanted friends.
You just seemed so nice.
i'm ugly and lame and i have diseases that make it hard for me to live life.
I'm an agoraphobic, I have a disease that makes me unable to go in the sun, and my hair falls out.
I really love the internet because it's the only place i could have friends.
i'm sorry
i like it : thats alright i am not mad and i know you can get friends and dont say that to your self that your ugly because no body in the world is ugly
x new addictions: thanks, but thats not true.
everyone says i'm ugly.
my parents even put me up for adoption because they said that mom should have had an abortion.
And I'm sorry, i lied again.
I don't have any siblings like i said before.
I'm not in college.
I live in a hospital. The myspace profile is some random persons.
I just am soo lonely.
x new addictions: And i'm sorry that i didn't mention it before but i'm a pathelogical liar.
i like it : dont say that i cany belieave then are doing that they shoud love you for who you are not what you look like
x new addictions: yeah well.
some people are cruel
x new addictions: all i really want is to have sex for the first time.
will you deflower me?
i like it : i know but thats yur parents they shoud not do that to you
x new addictions: I'm sorry. i can't talk about them. it's too hard.
I have to go take some opiates now.
i like it : are you going to stay on or you leaving
x new addictions: I have to go...
I'm just so upset
x new addictions: i'm sorry i lied to you
x new addictions: please forgive me
i like it : i forgive you
i like it : i hope you feel beter bye are you going to be on tomorrow
I am one sarcasic asshole.
But that's why i'm cool.