Thou Shall Not Exist!

Nov 27, 2009 22:14

My brother texted me tonight about what he was watching.
I saw on the on screen guide Aladdin was on. Later that night I was at Stewie's place and he texted me this:
Brother: Sup man
Me: nm, sup witchu
Brother: Watching Aladdin, genie says can't bring people back from the dead because "he doesn't like doing it", which means he's done it before, and there was only one person brought back to life before their time...
Me: LOL I think I see where this is going
Brother: Yap, mary magdolin, the whore, got the lamp and wished her husband back to life 3 days after his death...
Me: Hahahah omg dude

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