"Because the world is round, it turns me on..."
I am in a Very Good Mood right now.
So, I am going to make a little list of things that caused it. ('It' being the Very Good Mood. Just to clarify.)
- Not school.
- I sortof curled my hair this morning, and even though it was pretty much dead by lunch, I liked it while it lasted.
- I realized during Calculus that I'm a comic genius. Because there was a practice AP question on horizontal asymptotes, and I remembered the mnemonic device I came up with at the beginning of the year, which went something like this... "If your NUMERATOR is larger than your DENOMINATOR, you have no ASYMPTOTES."
...Haha, get it?
Anybody?
Hello? - In Life Skills, we learned about relationships. And how they're shaped like triangles. And then the teacher handed out a list of qualities that people are commonly attracted to (oddly enough, faequeene, 'Mormon' and 'Gay' were not options) so that we could rank them as 1 (IMPORTANT), 2 (Moderately Important), or 3 (not important) and then never look at the paper again. I sort of wanted to thank her for brilliant lesson plan, because I have been single for 18 years, and so needed to be told why.
- School ended.
- After that, I came home and found out that FNL IS AVAILABLE ON ITUNES NOW, HELLO. I am very excited about this for reasons that are basically illogical, since 1) I don't own a Video iPod, and 2) I wouldn't pay $2.00 an episode, anyway. (STILL. The Pilot was free, so i 'bought' it. :D)
- Ben had a basketball game against Mistletoe. That he lost. So, uh, I don't know why that's on the list.
- After the game, he decided that he wanted to go to Burrito Bandito for dinner. On the way there, we had a Crazy 'Grace Kelly' Singing Party. It was very loud. And obnoxious. And fun. (Also, if you've never listened to the song? DO. NOW. Plzkthnx.)
- I was not hungry, so I sort of felt sick walking through the door because the whole place smelled like food (shocker), and the music they play reminds me of food and being so full that I might explode, and it was all just very...sickening.
That is, until I got up to the counter and MET MY FUTURE HUSBAND. I do not know his name. I do not know his age, or where he lives, or if he has a girlfriend, or if he even likes girls at all.
What I do know is that WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED SOMEDAY.
Because he ranks very highly on that genius List of Things That Attract Me from before.
For example:- He is good looking.
- He is talented. (At making burritos.)
- He is good looking.
- He is artistic. (My burrito was pretty.)
- He is good looking.
- He is independent. (No-one had to assist him in the burrito-making process.)
- He is good looking.
- He is polite. (He asked if I wanted salsa.)
- He is good looking.
- He is talented. (The whole burrito thing again.)
- He is good looking.
- He is faithful. (It was like I was the only customer there...)
- He is good looking.
- He is spontaneous. (When I said, 'Everything. ...BUT NO JALAPENOS,' he wasn't even phased. He could switch focus JUST LIKE THAT.)
- Good looking.
- Thorough.
- Good looking
- Good manners.
- Good looking.
- Neat and clean.
- GOOD LOOKING.
- He is good looking.
- While I was sitting at the table, not eating my burrito (I was serious about not being hungry, and also, I think I'm going to save it as a momento...or else have it for lunch tomorrow) and contemplating wedding colors and things, I made a snowflake! Out of Burrito Wrapper Paper! Using my Bare Hands and Pure Talent.
- On the way home from my Date with Destiny, Chuck finally answered The iPod Question once and for all.
The iPod Question is this: I have an iPod. For Christmas, I got iTrip. iTrip plugs into my iPod and transmits things like waves or something by magic, and makes my music play through FM radios. (No, shut up, that isn't a question, I know. Just hold your horses, okay?) The question is, if the Magic FM Transmitting Magician can transmit FM things at fairly long distances, would it be possible for someone to listen to my iPod in a different car by tuning to the station my iTrip is set for?
The answer is yes. Length of trial? Fifteen minutes, beginning near the mall, and ending in my garage. - April and I played The Question Game (a la Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead - which is officially my favorite book/play/parody/youknow ever) until my head hurt and I all I could think of were statements.
- SPEAKING OF faequeene (remember that one time? Up there somewhere?). We're recreating Moony-Wooing Shirt Day in celebration of CommercialismRunAmuck next week.
- American Idol comes on tonight. (Actually, it's already over. Srsly, I've got to start putting these updates together faster.)
In other news:
- My Delete button is not working.
- There are a lot of Capitalized Letters and (Im)Proper Nouns scattered willy-nilly. About. Uh.
- This is a little tl;dr, isn't it?
THE END. :D