I hate Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants sucks so much. I mean, really whats the deal with him? Why do people worship him? Accourding to reports, he's the "new Mickey Mouse". That is complete bull. Yeah, Mickey Mouse isn't the greatest fictional character of all time, but Spongebob doesn't compare. Spongebob teaches kids to point out that your pants are ripped and that its funny. Guess what? It isn't. Its gross. Its like becoming aroused by Bea Arthur. If you tell anyone about it, you will get kicked squarly in the testicles (unless you are an attractive female, then it is HOT).
Not only is he a bad rolemodel, but he is officially the biggest whore in the entire world. In fact, a new term for whore should be invented just for him. Whores just stick to corners or cities, Spongebob is on almost any product you could think of. Search it on Google, you will find results of Spongebob Spongebirthcontrol, Spongebob Septic Tank Cleaner, and Spongebob Home Abortion Kit. And those were the most appropriate ones I could put here.
So, why is he so popular? The only reason I can think of is that he is clearly the Anti-Christ. Only the Anti-Christ can make people this hypnotized. Think I'm talking crap, look at this photo!
As you can clearly see, Spongebob is a Nazi. That's right, Indiana Jones did not destroy the Nazis, they have been reborn as a prepubescent sponge. Need further proof? Look at his eye color, blue. And his hair (which covers his entire body) is blonde. His attire is clearly German in design.
So, children we must unite. Do not buy any products with his face plastered on it. Kill all ocean life. And finally, don't buy anything from Burger King until they stop promoting him. And if necessary, burn down any theaters that show his new movie.
Remember, only you can take a bite out of crime. A crime against humanity.
Not only is he a bad rolemodel, but he is officially the biggest whore in the entire world. In fact, a new term for whore should be invented just for him. Whores just stick to corners or cities, Spongebob is on almost any product you could think of. Search it on Google, you will find results of Spongebob Spongebirthcontrol, Spongebob Septic Tank Cleaner, and Spongebob Home Abortion Kit. And those were the most appropriate ones I could put here.
So, why is he so popular? The only reason I can think of is that he is clearly the Anti-Christ. Only the Anti-Christ can make people this hypnotized. Think I'm talking crap, look at this photo!
As you can clearly see, Spongebob is a Nazi. That's right, Indiana Jones did not destroy the Nazis, they have been reborn as a prepubescent sponge. Need further proof? Look at his eye color, blue. And his hair (which covers his entire body) is blonde. His attire is clearly German in design.
So, children we must unite. Do not buy any products with his face plastered on it. Kill all ocean life. And finally, don't buy anything from Burger King until they stop promoting him. And if necessary, burn down any theaters that show his new movie.
Remember, only you can take a bite out of crime. A crime against humanity.