I HATE ANIMALS
I was about to put an entry here about something else, but now I'm too angry to think about it. I'm so pissed off at animals right now.
First, it starts with these stupid animals at my house. The dog is an idiot who always gets in the way. The cat whines all the time and rips stuff up. They really suck. They are up their on the Suck Scale right after Dick Cheney. And he sucks alot, so you probably get the picture of how much these animals suck.
Then, comes the story about tonight. I was riding home from college with my mother, when the stupidest thing happened. A deer ran out and ran into the side of the car. How stupid can an animal be if it tries to attack a moving car? It left a little scratch, so obviously it sucks at life. Unfortunatly, it did not die. It got up and ran away. My moms hardcore though, she didn't slow down or nothing, she just kept on truckin. The stupid animal is lucky it didn't hit the door a little higher and break the window next to me. I would have had to get out and kicked it in its deer testicles if it did.
This is what I don't understand, why doesn't the government send troops out to kill deer? Its a win-win situation. First, the soldiers that will fight the deer probably won't die, since deers suck at life. Second, we would wipe deer off the planet. And third, the deer won't hurt themselves by running into cars if they are dead.
Deers are terrorists, obviously. If they could hijack a plane, I believe they would, but they can't. So instead, they go around running across streets hoping to damage people's cars. Here's a better idea: GROW UP! Only 3rd graders want to damage a car by running into it.
What's the point of deer? Really, they have none. You can talk about the food chain, but the fact is, deer aren't part of any food chain. What animals do deer eat? None, they eat grass (grass sucks too, so they have to be idiots). What animals eat deer? None, except humans. And 99% of humans would rather eat beef then deer. That means that have absolutely no point, and the world wouldn't be any different without them here (except less dents in cars).
So, be a pal and go out and kill some deer. I don't care if it isn't deer season and you don't have a license. If you are an american, you will go kill a deer. Your country needs you, go do the right thing!
First, it starts with these stupid animals at my house. The dog is an idiot who always gets in the way. The cat whines all the time and rips stuff up. They really suck. They are up their on the Suck Scale right after Dick Cheney. And he sucks alot, so you probably get the picture of how much these animals suck.
Then, comes the story about tonight. I was riding home from college with my mother, when the stupidest thing happened. A deer ran out and ran into the side of the car. How stupid can an animal be if it tries to attack a moving car? It left a little scratch, so obviously it sucks at life. Unfortunatly, it did not die. It got up and ran away. My moms hardcore though, she didn't slow down or nothing, she just kept on truckin. The stupid animal is lucky it didn't hit the door a little higher and break the window next to me. I would have had to get out and kicked it in its deer testicles if it did.
This is what I don't understand, why doesn't the government send troops out to kill deer? Its a win-win situation. First, the soldiers that will fight the deer probably won't die, since deers suck at life. Second, we would wipe deer off the planet. And third, the deer won't hurt themselves by running into cars if they are dead.
Deers are terrorists, obviously. If they could hijack a plane, I believe they would, but they can't. So instead, they go around running across streets hoping to damage people's cars. Here's a better idea: GROW UP! Only 3rd graders want to damage a car by running into it.
What's the point of deer? Really, they have none. You can talk about the food chain, but the fact is, deer aren't part of any food chain. What animals do deer eat? None, they eat grass (grass sucks too, so they have to be idiots). What animals eat deer? None, except humans. And 99% of humans would rather eat beef then deer. That means that have absolutely no point, and the world wouldn't be any different without them here (except less dents in cars).
So, be a pal and go out and kill some deer. I don't care if it isn't deer season and you don't have a license. If you are an american, you will go kill a deer. Your country needs you, go do the right thing!