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[vanillaknives]

i went to a wedding reception last weekend. it was sweet and i cried. i am a wedding crier

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[catchall]

Your mother is very wise. You should not doubt her.

.. and I don't think there is anything that could dress up a case of chuck nor is there any reason to. Its not like it would seem more expensive if it was swathed in organza and calla lilies.

ps if i get massage oil for the next gift giving occasion you are going to feel deep tissue pain.

oh?

[squidder]

... we'll see.

Re: oh?

[catchall]

i wasn't talking to you, bitch.

Re: oh?

[catchall]

but is there any way you could incorporate ground glass into the massage oil? because that'd be the TOPS!

[vanillaknives]

if you're going to exact thematic revenge for the shitty gifts i give you, what the hell fits that box full of broken glass, a mangy clown music box, and a dried poppy?

[catchall]

Isn't it obvious?

I will dope you up with heroin while the animated mange-covered clown with broken glass for teeth sings it's hideous song and injects your back with bath-beads filled with writhing tadpoles and unicorn semen.

[squidder]

You can get unicorn semen!?

[catchall]

I just wring your sheets.