Math Class; Oneshot
Title: Math Class
Author : VanillaIcex3
Rated : Smut ;D, nc17
Summary : Do you know the equation to ... sex? ;O Apparently, Yunho does. ;3
Pairings : Yunjae
Chapters : One shot! ;D. My second one shot - hands out cookies to those who read my first one :D-
Photo Credits : ME ME ME ME ME :D. haha. ^__^. and the photographer who took these pictures <3.
Warning : Teacher and Student relationship, please don't read if you aren't comfortable.
“Good morning, class~!” Mr. Kim Jaejoong walked into his class and announced.
Kim Jaejoong, 21, who is a math teacher in that school. He may seem very mean and cold on the outside, but he is actually cute and shy when he’s around friends. He wore glasses even when he has his grey contacts on because he thinks it’ll make him look more professional.
“So class, please hand in your homework from yesterday that I assigned to you!” Jaejoong said after taking the attendance. He went to each table and received his homework.
“Hmm, Eunhyuk-ssi, where’s your homework?” Jaejoong asked softly.
“Uh… I… er… my dog ate it.” EunHyuk grinned at him.
“Really, that means no homework from you.” Jaejoong put an ‘x’ on the homework completion in his table of students.
“Nooo! Teacher Kim~~” EunHyuk whined.
“What.” Jaejoong looked at him.
“Why are you so scary and not nice!” EunHyuk tugged on Jaejoong’s sleeve.
“I am nice, if you complete your homework and not give me a stupid reason for not doing it!” Jaejoong snapped and EunHyuk sat back into his seat sulking.
“Yunho-ssi~ Where’s your homework~” Jaejoong hissed.
“Hmm, our teacher hates Yunho so much, I bet he loves him deep deep down his heart.” Donghae whispered to EunHyuk.
“I heard that.” Jaejoong glared at DongHae.
“You see, Mr.Kim…” Yunho flashed his million watt smile at Jaejoong.
“See… what?” Jaejoong growled and gripped his pen really tightly. Yunho never completed his homework and he always made up an excuse that made so much sense to him.
‘Damn you, Jung Yunho. I swear you’re gonna die of me strangling you.’
“I’m sorry~ I didn’t get it! Really. I was so frustrated that I thought I was going to kill myself but then when I thought of you, I needed to stay alive~” Yunho sweet talked Jaejoong.
“Do you really think that this class is appropriate for you? Because there are classes for people that don’t get things as fast and please don’t kill yourself if you don’t get the concept and equations. I can always tutor you after school and please ask me questions in class.” Jaejoong put a fake smile on.
‘Damn, look at those swinging hips~ Woo.’ Yunho stared at Jaejoong’s hips when he was walking to the front.
‘Ooo, his bumbum too~ hahaha.’ Yunho complimented Jaejoong in his head.
BANG!
“MR.KIM! I am so so so sorry! GAh!” Kim Junsu barged into the classroom and bumped into Jaejoong with his open water bottle.
“… Junsu-ssi, why are you late?” Junsu was one of Jaejoong’s favorite students but he didn’t care why he was late and found everyone in the class staring at his now see through white cashmere shirt.
“OH MY GOD! I’m so so sorry! Mr. Kim! AHhh! I’m so clumsy!~!” Junsu immediately fished out some tissue to press the wet shirt. He smiled at Yunho cheekily and attempted to let the tissue absorb the water.
“I-it’s okay, let me do it.” Jaejoong was blushing when the whole class’ eyes were on him. He mentally hit himself and scolded himself that he should have worn another tank top under.
Yunho secretly slipped a bill to Junsu and petted him on the head. Junsu smiled victoriously and happily accepted his 50 dollar bill.
Junsu shook his head at Yunho when he was staring at Jaejoong’s… what the-!
“Yunho, you’re a pervert, why are you staring at Mr. Kim’s nipples!” Junsu whispered.
“Cause, they’re pink.” Yunho stuck his tongue out at Junsu.
“Class, concentrate please~!” Jaejoong said while putting an equation down on the board.
“I can’t, cause you’re so damn sexy, Jaejoong.” Yunho smirked.
Jaejoong thought he was hallucinating when he heard Yunho say that he was sexy.
‘Jeez, concentrate Joongie!’ Jaejoong slapped himself mentally.
♡
When Jaejoong first entered the school as a teacher, he’d never thought he would have a crush on a student.
“Hello, everyone! I’m your teacher for this semester. I am new to this school and please take care of me!” Jaejoong smiled to everyone.
“Oh my god! He’s so gorgeous!”
“Are you sure he’s in the right school, I mean he’s so … pretty and I think I’m in love.”
A boy walked in and noticed him standing in front of the board.
“Hey there sexy, are you new this year?~”
“… Yes I am new and please go take a seat.” Jaejoong sighed.
“Really? Why? Come sit on my lap!” That guy smirked and immediately grabbed his waist.
Jaejoong widened his eyes and thought that maybe he made a wrong decision to teach a high school and the graduating class too. Jaejoong felt something poking his butt and yelped. He realized that it was a hard cock that was poking his ass and immediately got up and pointed at that student.
“YOU! You get a detention! How dare you grab your teacher onto your lap! Do you have no respect for me!?”
“Wh-what?! You’re our new teacher?! How-what?! OH MY GOD! You’re effing gorgeous, go out with me.” The guy smiled cheekily.
“No can do you effing pervert!” The principal Kim Heechul opened the door.
“Uh.. uh.. Hi… Principal…” The guy named Dennis was terrified of the principal. He was practically harassed him.
“Thank god, Heechul. Really.” Jaejoong sighed in relieve.
“Since you won’t listen to Mr. Kim here. I guess you’ll have to listen to me! Since your previous teacher is pregnant. Ew, I hated her. Anyways, our Jaejoongie- I mean Mr. Kim is here to teach the rest of the semester. He is young and he’s very smart, evil and snappy. So make sure you don’t get on Jaejoo- Mr. Kim’s bad side!” HeeChul smiled at Jaejoong who was glaring at him for saying his first name twice.
“Oh my god! Did you see there was a nipple ring on Jaejoong!” Yunho smiled when he remembered there was something shiny on Jaejoong’s pink cute nipples. Jaejoong finally came back from photocopying the review sheets for their exam and handed them out.
“This is your review package for the exam. If you finish it with no problem, then you should be fine for your exam! Are there anymore questions about any kind of equations?” Jaejoong asked.
Yunho smirked and immediately raised his hand up.
“Yes, Yunho-ssi?” Jaejoong answered.
“Do you know the equation to sex?” Yunho grinned.
“Jung Yunho! You’re coming to my office after school!” Jaejoong answered angrily.
“I’d love to~”
Jaejoong cursed Yunho in his mind and mentally stabbing him with a knife.
“Are there any questions?!” Jaejoong was pissed off and he looked scary.
“… No.” The class answered, they wouldn’t want an angry Jaejoong snapping at them. It’s not like they haven’t tried before.
“GOOD!” Jaejoong huffed and sat down and started to type on his laptop.
♡
“Dude! Yunho, are you retarded or are you sick?!” Junsu slapped Yunho.
“I’m off to Jaejoong’s office~~~!!!” Yunho laughed.
When Yunho reached Jaejoong’s office, he knocked and no one answered. He slowly went in and smirked. He just knew what he should do.
He examined the photos on Jaejoong’s desk and laughed at Jaejoong’s puffed up face in one of the pictures.
“Damn, seriously. Who can resist you.” Yunho chuckled and put it in back down. He carefully cleared out Jaejoong’s couch for later purposes. He was curious and opened one of Jaejoong’s drawers. He was amazed when he opened a drawer and found a few pairs of glasses.
“Hmm, trying to be professional?” Yunho chuckled. He was done looking through every drawer and closed the curtains.
He slowly stripped out of his clothes and folded them neatly. He sat on Jaejoong’s office chair stark naked and took a sniff on Jaejoong’s jacket that was hanging on the chair.
“Vanilla, yum.”
(〜￣▽￣)〜 N e x t
Author : VanillaIcex3
Rated : Smut ;D, nc17
Summary : Do you know the equation to ... sex? ;O Apparently, Yunho does. ;3
Pairings : Yunjae
Chapters : One shot! ;D. My second one shot - hands out cookies to those who read my first one :D-
Photo Credits : ME ME ME ME ME :D. haha. ^__^. and the photographer who took these pictures <3.
Warning : Teacher and Student relationship, please don't read if you aren't comfortable.
“Good morning, class~!” Mr. Kim Jaejoong walked into his class and announced.
Kim Jaejoong, 21, who is a math teacher in that school. He may seem very mean and cold on the outside, but he is actually cute and shy when he’s around friends. He wore glasses even when he has his grey contacts on because he thinks it’ll make him look more professional.
“So class, please hand in your homework from yesterday that I assigned to you!” Jaejoong said after taking the attendance. He went to each table and received his homework.
“Hmm, Eunhyuk-ssi, where’s your homework?” Jaejoong asked softly.
“Uh… I… er… my dog ate it.” EunHyuk grinned at him.
“Really, that means no homework from you.” Jaejoong put an ‘x’ on the homework completion in his table of students.
“Nooo! Teacher Kim~~” EunHyuk whined.
“What.” Jaejoong looked at him.
“Why are you so scary and not nice!” EunHyuk tugged on Jaejoong’s sleeve.
“I am nice, if you complete your homework and not give me a stupid reason for not doing it!” Jaejoong snapped and EunHyuk sat back into his seat sulking.
“Yunho-ssi~ Where’s your homework~” Jaejoong hissed.
“Hmm, our teacher hates Yunho so much, I bet he loves him deep deep down his heart.” Donghae whispered to EunHyuk.
“I heard that.” Jaejoong glared at DongHae.
“You see, Mr.Kim…” Yunho flashed his million watt smile at Jaejoong.
“See… what?” Jaejoong growled and gripped his pen really tightly. Yunho never completed his homework and he always made up an excuse that made so much sense to him.
‘Damn you, Jung Yunho. I swear you’re gonna die of me strangling you.’
“I’m sorry~ I didn’t get it! Really. I was so frustrated that I thought I was going to kill myself but then when I thought of you, I needed to stay alive~” Yunho sweet talked Jaejoong.
“Do you really think that this class is appropriate for you? Because there are classes for people that don’t get things as fast and please don’t kill yourself if you don’t get the concept and equations. I can always tutor you after school and please ask me questions in class.” Jaejoong put a fake smile on.
‘Damn, look at those swinging hips~ Woo.’ Yunho stared at Jaejoong’s hips when he was walking to the front.
‘Ooo, his bumbum too~ hahaha.’ Yunho complimented Jaejoong in his head.
BANG!
“MR.KIM! I am so so so sorry! GAh!” Kim Junsu barged into the classroom and bumped into Jaejoong with his open water bottle.
“… Junsu-ssi, why are you late?” Junsu was one of Jaejoong’s favorite students but he didn’t care why he was late and found everyone in the class staring at his now see through white cashmere shirt.
“OH MY GOD! I’m so so sorry! Mr. Kim! AHhh! I’m so clumsy!~!” Junsu immediately fished out some tissue to press the wet shirt. He smiled at Yunho cheekily and attempted to let the tissue absorb the water.
“I-it’s okay, let me do it.” Jaejoong was blushing when the whole class’ eyes were on him. He mentally hit himself and scolded himself that he should have worn another tank top under.
Yunho secretly slipped a bill to Junsu and petted him on the head. Junsu smiled victoriously and happily accepted his 50 dollar bill.
Junsu shook his head at Yunho when he was staring at Jaejoong’s… what the-!
“Yunho, you’re a pervert, why are you staring at Mr. Kim’s nipples!” Junsu whispered.
“Cause, they’re pink.” Yunho stuck his tongue out at Junsu.
“Class, concentrate please~!” Jaejoong said while putting an equation down on the board.
“I can’t, cause you’re so damn sexy, Jaejoong.” Yunho smirked.
Jaejoong thought he was hallucinating when he heard Yunho say that he was sexy.
‘Jeez, concentrate Joongie!’ Jaejoong slapped himself mentally.
♡
When Jaejoong first entered the school as a teacher, he’d never thought he would have a crush on a student.
“Hello, everyone! I’m your teacher for this semester. I am new to this school and please take care of me!” Jaejoong smiled to everyone.
“Oh my god! He’s so gorgeous!”
“Are you sure he’s in the right school, I mean he’s so … pretty and I think I’m in love.”
A boy walked in and noticed him standing in front of the board.
“Hey there sexy, are you new this year?~”
“… Yes I am new and please go take a seat.” Jaejoong sighed.
“Really? Why? Come sit on my lap!” That guy smirked and immediately grabbed his waist.
Jaejoong widened his eyes and thought that maybe he made a wrong decision to teach a high school and the graduating class too. Jaejoong felt something poking his butt and yelped. He realized that it was a hard cock that was poking his ass and immediately got up and pointed at that student.
“YOU! You get a detention! How dare you grab your teacher onto your lap! Do you have no respect for me!?”
“Wh-what?! You’re our new teacher?! How-what?! OH MY GOD! You’re effing gorgeous, go out with me.” The guy smiled cheekily.
“No can do you effing pervert!” The principal Kim Heechul opened the door.
“Uh.. uh.. Hi… Principal…” The guy named Dennis was terrified of the principal. He was practically harassed him.
“Thank god, Heechul. Really.” Jaejoong sighed in relieve.
“Since you won’t listen to Mr. Kim here. I guess you’ll have to listen to me! Since your previous teacher is pregnant. Ew, I hated her. Anyways, our Jaejoongie- I mean Mr. Kim is here to teach the rest of the semester. He is young and he’s very smart, evil and snappy. So make sure you don’t get on Jaejoo- Mr. Kim’s bad side!” HeeChul smiled at Jaejoong who was glaring at him for saying his first name twice.
“Oh my god! Did you see there was a nipple ring on Jaejoong!” Yunho smiled when he remembered there was something shiny on Jaejoong’s pink cute nipples. Jaejoong finally came back from photocopying the review sheets for their exam and handed them out.
“This is your review package for the exam. If you finish it with no problem, then you should be fine for your exam! Are there anymore questions about any kind of equations?” Jaejoong asked.
Yunho smirked and immediately raised his hand up.
“Yes, Yunho-ssi?” Jaejoong answered.
“Do you know the equation to sex?” Yunho grinned.
“Jung Yunho! You’re coming to my office after school!” Jaejoong answered angrily.
“I’d love to~”
Jaejoong cursed Yunho in his mind and mentally stabbing him with a knife.
“Are there any questions?!” Jaejoong was pissed off and he looked scary.
“… No.” The class answered, they wouldn’t want an angry Jaejoong snapping at them. It’s not like they haven’t tried before.
“GOOD!” Jaejoong huffed and sat down and started to type on his laptop.
♡
“Dude! Yunho, are you retarded or are you sick?!” Junsu slapped Yunho.
“I’m off to Jaejoong’s office~~~!!!” Yunho laughed.
When Yunho reached Jaejoong’s office, he knocked and no one answered. He slowly went in and smirked. He just knew what he should do.
He examined the photos on Jaejoong’s desk and laughed at Jaejoong’s puffed up face in one of the pictures.
“Damn, seriously. Who can resist you.” Yunho chuckled and put it in back down. He carefully cleared out Jaejoong’s couch for later purposes. He was curious and opened one of Jaejoong’s drawers. He was amazed when he opened a drawer and found a few pairs of glasses.
“Hmm, trying to be professional?” Yunho chuckled. He was done looking through every drawer and closed the curtains.
He slowly stripped out of his clothes and folded them neatly. He sat on Jaejoong’s office chair stark naked and took a sniff on Jaejoong’s jacket that was hanging on the chair.
“Vanilla, yum.”
(〜￣▽￣)〜 N e x t