And on THAT note...!

[vanillafluffy]

Okay, so I'm browsing 3x plus sizes on eBay when I run across a cute blouse. I click on it for details and laugh myself silly upon reading the following:

This item is a black with white pack a dots. The tag is worn and hard to read but the blouse is in great shape. I never dried it in the dryer. I washed it in the genital cycle only. I loved this

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[jagfanlj]

LOL
That must be the cycle where, if you lean against the corner jusssst right... ;D

[gwylliondream]

LOL!

[vanillafluffy]

Oh, THAT cycle!

Now it makes perfect sense.

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[smtfhw]

Good grief! The wonders of modern education...

[vanillafluffy]

I know, right? Santa needs to bring them a clue next Christmas.

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[vanillafluffy]

Yeah, that was kind of my reaction. It's probably just as well that the top in question woun't fit me, since I'm pretty sure the seller isn't using the money to put herself through college. (Although I could be wrong.)
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[vanillafluffy]

I once applied for a job at an office that had a typewritten application to fill out, made up by the office manager. There were numerous errors on it. When I got to the question about my spelling accuracy, I went through and circled the errors.

I got the job.
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[karaokegal]

That's fantastic! Best laugh of the morning.

[vanillafluffy]

I ran across it at OMG in the morning, and I don't *think* I woke the neighbors, but it was close.

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