F R I E N D S O N L Y *
You heard the boys. This journal is (mostly) FRIENDS ONLY.
I make public entries sometimes just for kicks, but rarely. However, I do enjoy making new friends, so comment here if you want to be added. \:D/
REASONS WE CAN OR CAN'T BE FRIENDS:
♥ - If we don't share at least a few interests. See my user info for my interests, and I'll probably check through your journal to see YOUR interests. It's not a must, but if I'm constantly babbling about boybands and you're obsessed with Twilight... well. It wouldn't work.
♥ - If all your entries are written in "AIM speak". I'd really appreciate it if you don't "type liek dis!!1 omg jaEjO0oONgiEeee 0ppA is SoOoOo hhoottTt!!1 ^___^ dont u tink so??" I have a hard time tolerating you.
♥ - If you hate Super Junior. I know there's a lot of people who don't like them, and make journal entries like "Dude, stop with the SuJu worship, guys. They're not that great." I'm sorry, but I'm a huge Super Junior fangirl, and I talk about them a LOT, so you'll probably have a hard time tolerating ME if you hate them.
That being said, I am NOT Only13. I love Henry and Zhou Mi. (No, seriously, my Mi bias is like ten feet wide.) If you spout BS about how SJM shouldn't exist and how much you hate them, and how you're "protesting" with E.L.F, sorry, but I don't want you on my f-list.
(*The above has been recently phrased. The original read "ONLY13 CAN SUCK MY DICK". Despite me putting it more nicely, the same mentality still applies - I am not going to follow your little quasi-political boyband agenda.)
♥ - If you're homophobic or are otherwise repulsed by talk of two guys together. I am what they would call a "crazy slash fangirl" and am constantly talking about how gay and awesome things are. Yes, gay AND awesome, practically being used as synonyms. I know, crazy right? So if you're all "EWWW SLASH!", not a good idea to friend me.
♥ - On that note, I'm a pervert. Straight-up, no holds. Dicks and pussies and blowjobs and cum and sex and jacking off and stuff. While most of my talk is merely theoretical/discussional, if you like to retain a virginal mindset, friending me might be a bad idea.
♥ - I fangirl. A lot. Back in the day, I had a good solid group of Asians who I could babble about asian stuff with IRL. They went to the smart school. I went to the dumb school, being too lazy to try out for the smart school. So, as a result, all of my fangasms have been compacted into this little journal. You've been warned.
♥ - I take almost NOTHING seriously. I sparkle-text and use annoying blinkies and post mildly offensive .gifs and am basically offensive in general - because I feel like it, and it's funny. I love friends with a sense of humor. If you can't take a joke, and all of your entries are just introspective angst, I don't think we'd make very good friends. Sorry.
(For the rest of everyone else who's already my friend, scroll along, nothing you haven't already seen.)
(Oh, and I dare you to try and figure out what's wrong with my F-O banner. Hint: Kangin. ♥)