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[vanilla_spell]

What. The fucking. HELL????

I mean, I know I rarely swear but I believe this warrants it. Someone who looks suspiciously like me is wandering around the room. Naked. Making CURRY.

I would advise you to get used to it, my dear. It takes three days.

THREE DAYS to make CURRY?

If you want to get it right. Would you hand me my book?Your books

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[hermetic_hatred]

I think your twin needs to come over to my room...like now.

[vanilla_spell]

Mmm...you're very appealing, too. Which way?

Wait!! Wait a second, you can't do that!!

[hermetic_hatred]

Like fucking hell I can't.

Down the hall...watch the weird ass staircases thouh.

[vanilla_spell]

I can watch out for staircases. It's simple enough to levitate over them. Down the hall, hmm? Nice. Not a far walk. Ideal, even.

You just CAN'T do this! It's not decent!

[hermetic_hatred]

Hey, you can go fuck your tight ass boyfriend and I'll fuck your evil twin. Everyone wins here.

[vanilla_spell]

I do like the way you think. I brought the lube, by the way.

You can fit lube in those pants?? And I am not 'fucking' ANYONE thank you!!!

[hermetic_hatred]

Hey..whatever. Your loss, babe. Though..I'm gonna be busy for awhile. Night.

[vanilla_spell]

More than a while. I daresay we have quite a few hours ahead of us, don't you think? I'll be there shortly.

BABE? Oh I am going to KILL something...