good for a laugh

Sep 14, 2006 17:33


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Haley!
  1. Native Americans never actually ate Haley; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Haley.
  3. Haley has four noses.
  4. In her entire life, Haley will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  5. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Haley.
  6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Haley.
  7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Haley!
  8. Early thermometers were filled with Haley instead of mercury!
  9. A lump of Haley the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  10. A Haleyometer is used to measure Haley.


oh it was just too good.

All my real life is over at haleysglobetrot
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