Mon, 13:40: Apparently it's never too early to be drunk on the #blueline. OH: "my whole purpose of this journey is to get the fuck off this train" #cta
Tue, 02:58: Anyone who has Vanilla Ice anywhere on their last.fm charts is not allowed to comment on anything music related ever. *corrected
Tue, 11:54: I hope I'm not the only one that wants to watch Ringer because I'm pretending Sarah Michelle Gellar's character is Buffy on the run.
Tue, 12:05: Our alley is a mattress graveyard. But at least people are courteous enough to draw bed bug pictures on the infected mattresses.
Tue, 12:06: And the bums have their pick of many mattresses on which to sleep. A couple weeks ago one guy was sleeping with his eyes open. Terrifying.