Only because I'm bored ;)...
Got this from evilwhitemale who got it from twsted_beauty who got it from god knows where...
If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
Answer!
Ok good... Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be!
You gotta love college, we never grow up haha...
Professor Maly: Now, what would I do if it got too warm in here?
Random guy: TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!
-On not so secret fantasies in bio class
"Here's an example of inflation: when I started practicing law, I was paid 5,000 dollars. When my student started practicing law, she was paid 5,000...plus 120,000 dollars."
-Professor Findley, on the economics of resentment
"If you have any questions, please ask. Since it's the second day of class, I don't know everyone's facial expressions well enough to know if you are confused, squinting, or if you just have gas."
-Professor Taulbee, during psychology
"So your telling me that I have to go home, get on MY computer, and set this up MYSELF?!! Alright if this doesn't work I am coming back and I am going to burn down this building!"
-Jacki, threatening a teller inside US Bank (don't try this at home, trust me)
"Can angels have sex? Does that make them naughty angels? If angels can't have sex, how about fallen angels? Can they get it up? These are questions we must all ask ourselves."
-Professor Riley, during religion
"Yes, countably infinite is a different sort of infinite than infinite. You see, it's a much smaller sort of infinite than an uncountable infinite."
-Professor Sacks, proving why Advanced Calculus is pointless
Chris: I wonder how they set all the clocks in the world, who decides what time it is...
Chris' mom: I think it's set anatomically.
-On world time and biological clocks
"Check, check. Oh, SEXY!"
-Professor Weininger, performing a podium mic check during class
"Where's the Third World?"
-Cheevsey, totally serious
Casey: I have one like this. Actually I think it's this exact one.
Marie: You think perhaps manufacturers produce more than one?
Casey: You mean in like some crazy scheme to make a profit?
-While looking at someone's CD stand
"One day there will be this reality show on an island...where people won't look good in bathing suits. And the sponsor is going to say 'Alright now you have to integrate this problem or you're OFF THE ISLAND' and they're going to call it Math Island."
-Professor Rosenblatt, on the importance of math in reality television
If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
Answer!
Ok good... Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be!
You gotta love college, we never grow up haha...
Professor Maly: Now, what would I do if it got too warm in here?
Random guy: TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!
-On not so secret fantasies in bio class
"Here's an example of inflation: when I started practicing law, I was paid 5,000 dollars. When my student started practicing law, she was paid 5,000...plus 120,000 dollars."
-Professor Findley, on the economics of resentment
"If you have any questions, please ask. Since it's the second day of class, I don't know everyone's facial expressions well enough to know if you are confused, squinting, or if you just have gas."
-Professor Taulbee, during psychology
"So your telling me that I have to go home, get on MY computer, and set this up MYSELF?!! Alright if this doesn't work I am coming back and I am going to burn down this building!"
-Jacki, threatening a teller inside US Bank (don't try this at home, trust me)
"Can angels have sex? Does that make them naughty angels? If angels can't have sex, how about fallen angels? Can they get it up? These are questions we must all ask ourselves."
-Professor Riley, during religion
"Yes, countably infinite is a different sort of infinite than infinite. You see, it's a much smaller sort of infinite than an uncountable infinite."
-Professor Sacks, proving why Advanced Calculus is pointless
Chris: I wonder how they set all the clocks in the world, who decides what time it is...
Chris' mom: I think it's set anatomically.
-On world time and biological clocks
"Check, check. Oh, SEXY!"
-Professor Weininger, performing a podium mic check during class
"Where's the Third World?"
-Cheevsey, totally serious
Casey: I have one like this. Actually I think it's this exact one.
Marie: You think perhaps manufacturers produce more than one?
Casey: You mean in like some crazy scheme to make a profit?
-While looking at someone's CD stand
"One day there will be this reality show on an island...where people won't look good in bathing suits. And the sponsor is going to say 'Alright now you have to integrate this problem or you're OFF THE ISLAND' and they're going to call it Math Island."
-Professor Rosenblatt, on the importance of math in reality television